A young country bumpkin priest graduated from a small seminary that was located out "in the sticks".
His first assignment was at a large church in Chicago.
A few days, he was scheduled to hear his first confessions.
After about 10 minutes, a guy enters the confessional and says, "Bless me Father, for I have sinned."
What are your sins?", the priest asks.
"Well, Father . . . I was downtown this past weekend, and I spent $10 for a BJ."
Being the bumpkin that he was, the priest had no idea of what the guy was talking about, so he just said,
"Okay my son . . . Say 5 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Father's, and put $5 in the collection box."
The guy did this, and went on his merry way.
About a half hour later, another guy enters the confessional and has the same confession.
Again, the priest, being naive, tells him the same thing. 5 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Father's, and $5 in the box.
A short time later a THIRD guy enters and confesses the same thing. Once again, the priest repeats the instructions.
When confessions were done, the priest , while walking back to his room, passes Mother Superior in the hall.
His curiosity is driving him crazy, so he says, "Excuse me, Mother Superior, but may I ask you a question?"
"Yes, Father. What is your question ?", she replies.
The priest asks, 'What is a BJ ?
Mother superior says, "$10, Father, Just like downtown !"