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Cbid Aristocrats vs Cbid Peasants,,,
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wheelrite Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:22 AM EST
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It's time for a little class WARFARE around here.
So It's time to take sides.

Aristocrats,let's rid ourselves of the Rabble and make them associate with people of their own ilk.Like,say at J#'s or the place named after that Machine gun Al Capone made famous.


who's with me ???

Lord Wheel,,,,
ARN Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:25 AM EST
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I would raise my hand but my muscles are sore from all the flexing.....
DrafterX Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:28 AM EST
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Is there a third party?
wheelrite Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:32 AM EST
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^^Obviously a Peasant
They"re not Parties..

It's the NATURAL ORDER ,,

wheel
Polite Society Member,,

DrafterX Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:34 AM EST
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I don't want to be a Peasant...... besides, I live in the Big 12 South...
JadeRose Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:34 AM EST
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I'm a Tennessee Squire. That counts.
wheelrite Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:41 AM EST
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Drafter,

We may put you on the Aristocrat Intern Program.

We'll have to have a meeting and put it to a vote.


wheel,,
JadeRose Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 11:55 AM EST
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wait..you mean there are OTHER cigar websites? I don't HAVE to put up with you jack%sses?
fishinguitarman Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:02 PM EST
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Can you be an Aristopeasant?
JadeRose Offline
#10 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:24 PM EST
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Apparently wheel never heard the outcome of most revolutions..the Aristocrats usually lose
MCpapa Offline
#11 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:45 PM EST
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No such thing as an Aristocrat from the South. We made the whole region our bitch circa 1865. Peasants now, all of them ("alla dem," in their native tongue).
bsevern Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:47 PM EST
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Off with his head !!!
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:48 PM EST
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How 'bout a "Pistoff-crat"????

c3s
JonR Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 12:56 PM EST
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Eric Cartman (South Park) tells the aristocrat story.

This is morbidly vulgar!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUILIfuzKzU


JonR
wheelrite Offline
#15 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 1:18 PM EST
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Don't you Peasants have some Cake to eat ??

Cbid Serfdom !!

Wheel
The Landed Gentry
8trackdisco Offline
#16 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 3:23 PM EST
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I'd prefer to be a third party member.

But given the choices are Aristocrat or Peasant. I'd have be forced to be a peasant.

I've got a load of experience with a pitchfork. I'll be okay.
law492 Offline
#17 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 3:31 PM EST
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^6 Squire here as well. You ever go check out your property? It was a hot day and I decided not to climb the hill.
cigarman692900 Offline
#18 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 3:38 PM EST
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Those people at J#'s are creepy....they follow you around while you're in the store.

Made two passes around the merch. and had four people on my tail, all employees.

So I guess that makes me an "azristocrat". That's a cross between an azzhat and an aristocrat.
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 3:47 PM EST
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Guess that would make me a azzhat-pezzant!
jackconrad Offline
#20 Posted: Fri, Nov 14 2008, 4:22 PM EST
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I am a Revolutionary well to do bastid who spends it faster than he makes it ,.Time to rob another bank. They call me "THROBBINHOOD " !
wheelrite Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 2:07 AM EST
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Good Morning Plebes,,,

Geeves is about to serve me Kippers and Eggs for Breakfast.Then off to evict a few Share Croppers.


wheel,,
JadeRose Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 2:13 AM EST
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Law....nope...ain't been down there yet. I hear the huntin is good though.
law492 Offline
#23 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 5:22 AM EST
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I finally made the trip years ago. Lynchburg looked just like in the ads. The fact that it wasn't "commercialized" except for a couple shops amazed me. We had lunch at a restaurant there and the Blue Plate Special was under $4. We did the tour and later I asked where my plot might be. I was asked when I became as Squire and I told her (79). She pointed up the hill and laughed. Next time I'm going to actually inspect my vast holdings.
DrafterX Offline
#24 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 6:41 AM EST
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I decided not to tip my waitress at breakfast this morning... does that make me a Cbid Aristocrat?
MCpapa Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 8:16 AM EST
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^ if you're still going to "restaurants," then you're a bit of economico-socio-cultural rubbish. We have people here to make food for us, serve it to us. We all them "help," not "waitress."
wheelrite Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 8:41 AM EST
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^^
Mcpapa

We (Aristocrats) do Dine out,but we have "Waiters"the women are Bar Maids..

wheel,,
Sidekick Offline
#27 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:16 AM EST
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I am a Noble of the Mystic Shrine.. Does that count?
bloody spaniard Offline
#28 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:33 AM EST
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Me? I'm a third degree bison over at the Racoon's lodge on 45th & Elm.
Hope to be full imperial water buffalo by this time next year and get both horns.
wheelrite Offline
#29 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:46 AM EST
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After that Grand Pooh Bah,,, ^^^^^^^



wheel,
andytv Offline
#30 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:48 AM EST
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#27......as am I.......of COURSE this places us among the highest ranking of the elite!!
wheelrite Offline
#31 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:52 AM EST
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Me,King of the World,,,

So,everyone else is lesser than me..

Sorry.I don't make the rules..

wheel,
MCpapa Offline
#32 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 9:59 AM EST
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Wheelrite, oh, that's what they mean by "out." You're quite right.

Since I don't dine where someone would dream of bar maidens handling the food, I was quite confused. Surely you can understand.
wheelrite Offline
#33 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 10:01 AM EST
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^^
Quite Alright,my good man...


wheel,,
To the Manor Born..
law492 Offline
#34 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 10:13 AM EST
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^ I'm warning ya Wheel, don't argue with him, He has degree in Sociology.
wheelrite Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 10:57 AM EST
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Does that make him a SOCIOPATH ??

or a Patethic Socialist ??


A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma,,

Hmmm


wheel,,
wheelrite Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Nov 15 2008, 10:58 AM EST
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Patethic = PATHETIC,,,

wheel,,
rasdas Offline
#37 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2008, 3:38 PM EST
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Winner may bow down to the Crack Whores....

err...crap wrong thread...
rasdas Offline
#38 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2008, 3:38 PM EST
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Winner may bow down to the Crack Whores....

err...crap wrong thread...
8trackdisco Offline
#39 Posted: Wed, Nov 19 2008, 3:55 PM EST
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'..wheel,,
To the Manor Born..
--------------------------------

More like born in manure.
Palama Offline
#40 Posted: Mon, Jan 2 2023, 8:39 PM EST
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Wheel = Chef
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