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Inflatables in da Rio Grande
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DrafterX Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2023, 9:28 AM EST
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Supposed to keep the illegals busy or somethin... Mellow
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2023, 9:41 AM EST
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Landmines, gun turrets and Predator drones.

Rinse, Lather and Repeat
RayR Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2023, 10:22 AM EST
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Just to be clear for those fugs that think BLOW UP DOLLS when they hear INFLATABLES, these are 4-foot-wide sphere buoys that spin when grabbed. Pretty ingenious.
DrafterX Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2023, 12:09 PM EST
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Mellow
Brewha Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jun 9 2023, 1:12 PM EST
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Trump will get the Mexicans to pay for them.

I mean...like...he said he would...
Speyside2 Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Jun 10 2023, 5:44 AM EST
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You do know the Rio Grand is dry in Mexico? No, no you don't. Shameful, just shameful you received so poor of an education!
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Jun 10 2023, 5:49 AM EST
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This will really **** with the non swimmers...

No way in hell they can get by them?

Why not just swim under them?

Duuuuuhhhhhhhh!!
DrafterX Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Jun 10 2023, 8:59 AM EST
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That would be gay... Mellow
RayR Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Jun 10 2023, 9:27 AM EST
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They should have inflatable BOOBS don't you think?
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Jul 8 2023, 5:22 PM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
This will really **** with the non swimmers...

No way in hell they can get by them?

Why not just swim under them?

Duuuuuhhhhhhhh!!



The Washington Post reported that the barrier will include a layer of webbing beneath it to stop people swimming underneath it, and is expected to span 1,000 feet in the stretch of river near Eagle Pass.

Film at 11.. Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Jul 8 2023, 7:07 PM EST
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So…..like an underwater…..wall?
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Jul 8 2023, 7:47 PM EST
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Ya, kinda.... just waiting for the family of some Illegal dude to get tangled and dies to sue us... Mellow
Mr. Jones Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2023, 7:27 PM EST
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Those "RED BALL ACTIN THINGS" ARE A FALSE DESCRIPTION of the RIO GRANDE INFLATABLE RIVER WALL....

IT IS REALLY MADE UP OF INFLATABLE X-RATED WOMENS DOLLS THAT were all found deflated in DRafterX's trash...

They patched um' up real good And put a miles long string between them...

It was a lot cheaper...
ZRX1200 Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Jul 10 2023, 9:50 PM EST
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I hear Senior Jonsie backed into one while he was helping a burrow over the fence, called it the Tres Dirty DrafterX.
Speyside2 Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 6:29 PM EST
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Take out everything but this. Human beings will die because of this. Are you good with that? I am not.
DrafterX Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 6:47 PM EST
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I'm sure there's danger/warming signs explaining imminent death all over the place... if some illegal idiot dies because he ignored the signs we're all better off... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 7:00 PM EST
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I don’t mind coyotes and cartel fuggers dying but I don’t want illegal alien law breakers to die. That’s cold blooded DrafterX Mellow
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 7:06 PM EST
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Only the really stupid illegals will die... Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 7:09 PM EST
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Well shoot why didn’t you say that to begin with.

Can we send Californians there then too?
Mr. Jones Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jul 19 2023, 9:02 PM EST
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Culling out the dummies...

Sounds DARWINESQUE' TO ME...
HockeyDad Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2023, 6:21 AM EST
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Stupid illegals can still pick romaine and strawberries.
Mr. Jones Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2023, 8:00 AM EST
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I think the illegals disregard the "warning signs"
When they see DrafterX's bare BUTT HUMPING THOSE INFLATABLE DOLLS IN the middle of the Rio Grande...

They think in spanish..Spanish...

" why only he have all the fun"

Then jump in to join Eeeeeeeeeeeem'
DrafterX Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jul 20 2023, 9:27 AM EST
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You're a sick f^ck Jones... Mellow
Brewha Offline
#24 Posted: Mon, Jul 24 2023, 11:55 AM EST
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Looks like the DOJ told Abbott to take them out - something about not liking razer wire and kids....


btw - we DID get Mexico to pay for these things didn't we?
RayR Offline
#25 Posted: Mon, Jul 24 2023, 12:01 PM EST
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I heard Gov. Abbott has big balls flipping the finger to the Biden Crime Syndicate. Eh?
Whistlebritches Offline
#26 Posted: Mon, Jul 24 2023, 9:44 PM EST
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Speyside2 wrote:
Take out everything but this. Human beings will die because of this. Are you good with that? I am not.


They wouldn't die if they kept their azz on their side of the "Rio Grande"
Whistlebritches Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Jul 24 2023, 9:48 PM EST
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Brewha wrote:
Looks like the DOJ told Abbott to take them out - something about not liking razer wire and kids....


btw - we DID get Mexico to pay for these things didn't we?



You're the only moron that respects anything the DOJ orders.......Do you understand that parents that put their children in that situation are to blame,no one else just the parent
Brewha Offline
#28 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2023, 9:30 AM EST
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Whistlebritches wrote:
You're the only moron that respects anything the DOJ orders.......Do you understand that parents that put their children in that situation are to blame,no one else just the parent

So why don't you go down there and pop a cap in some of them WB?
I'd be their parents fault you know......
RayR Offline
#29 Posted: Tue, Jul 25 2023, 12:39 PM EST
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Brewha, are you OUTRAGED that those Texas Right-Wingers in your government have got the balls to put them big balls in the river?
Homebrew Offline
#30 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2023, 1:43 PM EST
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I think we need to Deport, those caught employing the illegals. Then use asset forfieture laws, to take all of the property that they have gotten due to employing illegal labor.
Just a thought.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer
RayR Offline
#31 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2023, 2:05 PM EST
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Homebrew wrote:
I think we need to Deport, those caught employing the illegals. Then use asset forfeiture laws, to take all of the property that they have gotten due to employing illegal labor.
Just a thought.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer


Dave...you are like a dicktator. Asset forfeiture laws are just another way the government steals under the theory that a crime has been committed.

Who is employing them? Why would they work when everything is FREE! Free hotel rooms, free food, free healthcare, free education. It's the land of the FREE!
Brewha Offline
#32 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2023, 5:35 PM EST
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Homebrew wrote:
I think we need to Deport, those caught employing the illegals. Then use asset forfieture laws, to take all of the property that they have gotten due to employing illegal labor.
Just a thought.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer

No, no - Business profits greatly and historically from illegal emigrants.
And since they are largely powerless, they are a perfect thing for the Right to vilify - cause they need something to bring them together (fear and hate work best).

So - don’t screw up the free lunch.
Whistlebritches Offline
#33 Posted: Wed, Jul 26 2023, 9:03 PM EST
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Homebrew wrote:
I think we need to Deport, those caught employing the illegals. Then use asset forfieture laws, to take all of the property that they have gotten due to employing illegal labor.
Just a thought.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer



I'm onboard
Mr. Jones Offline
#34 Posted: Mon, Aug 7 2023, 7:13 PM EST
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#23 drafterx

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

U ph*k !!!!
Mr. Jones Offline
#35 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2023, 9:36 AM EST
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Just saw photographic evidence that in-between those big circular orange flowtilla of balls....

Are massive circular diamond tipped table saw blades that cut the hell out of anything that gets near it...
Like 24"-36" diameter blades...
RayR Offline
#36 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2023, 10:55 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
Just saw photographic evidence that in-between those big circular orange flowtilla of balls....

Are massive circular diamond tipped table saw blades that cut the hell out of anything that gets near it...
Like 24"-36" diameter blades...


That's a crazy story Jonesie, almost as crazy as one of Brewha's LEFTY stories about RIGHT-WINGERS..
ZRX1200 Offline
#37 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2023, 5:23 PM EST
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Dave there was a RepubliCANT who proposed not allowing employers who employee illegals to write off payroll taxes or their wages.
Mr. Jones Offline
#38 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2023, 6:56 PM EST
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RayR

It's da' trrrooooooof

So help me God...

It was in the intranets and I saw it...
No A. I. REPLECANT PICS Or DEEP FAKE PHOTOS
Mr. Jones Offline
#39 Posted: Thu, Aug 10 2023, 6:58 PM EST
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I Ssssssaaaaaawwwwww
Saaaawwww
Blades !!!

Mien Eyyyeeesss
Mein Eyyyyeeeessss!!!

Achtung baaayyy-beeeeeee
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