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MiKe joHnSon??? WhO dA' f**k is diS' guuuuyyyyyy???
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
Louisiana unknown Uber christian anti abortion, border control dude...
Never ever heard of Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'...

This can't be good....

No way...

In
Aaaaaaaa
Hhhhhhhhh
Eeeeeeeee
Double HOCKEY sticks wayyyyy....

He's still a wet behind the ears MILLENIAL...can he make change off the top of his head for a $15.75 purchase from a
Twenty???
Or does he need a computer?
He looks like a poooofter to me.. aLLeDgeDlY
DrMaddVibe Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,489
Mr. Jones wrote:
Louisiana unknown Uber christian anti abortion, border control dude...
Never ever heard of Eeeeeeeeeeemmmmm'...

This can't be good....

No way...

In
Aaaaaaaa
Hhhhhhhhh
Eeeeeeeee
Double HOCKEY sticks wayyyyy....

He's still a wet behind the ears MILLENIAL...can he make change off the top of his head for a $15.75 purchase from a
Twenty???
Or does he need a computer?
He looks like a poooofter to me.. aLLeDgeDlY



Um, that's Mr. Speaker of the House now!Frying pan Frying pan Frying pan

Make up your minds already...we don't have a Speaker...we do have a Speaker...
drglnc Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 04-01-2019
Posts: 715
The "Moderate" republicans didn't vote in Jim Jordan because of his stance on certain subjects... They didn't like the optics of supporting him because he is so extreme.

This guy has the exact same stance (sometimes even more extreme) and yet, since he doesn't have the name recognitions they voted for him happily...

Electing a speaker is the most basic requirement for the controlling party, it took this group 15(?) tries the first time around, they got it wrong, had to start all over, took 3 weeks(?) to redo it and THIS is the best they come up with?
8trackdisco Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,084
He may or may not be as good as a ham sandwich, however, at least a person is in there.
He can now start the unenviable task of cat herding in the third highest position in the government.
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
Imagine this ABSOLUTE MORON JOHNSON
AS PRESIDENT???

THIRD IN LINE?

MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AHEAD...
HockeyDad Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,156
We’ve never actually used the Presidential line of succession other than to the Vice President.

People need to work on sleeping better. Unless WW3 starts or has already started.

Sleep well.
DrafterX Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,559
You don't have to call him Johnson... Mellow
JGKAMIN Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 05-08-2011
Posts: 1,404
Mr. Jones wrote:
Imagine this ABSOLUTE MORON JOHNSON
AS PRESIDENT???

THIRD IN LINE?

MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AHEAD...

Have you seen who is in line of front of him?!? There won’t be anything left by the time we get to him.
RayR Online
#9 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,912
Yippi! We have a new Speaker of the House! Now we can get back to doing the people's work like funding foreign wars and raising the national debt to $40Trillion!
Mr. Jones Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
Arrrggghhhh!!!

Kamala .Harris... is a nightmare ...
And an abomination...
RayR Online
#11 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,912
About the new foreign policy of the new Speaker of Clown World...

https://voxday.net/2023/10/28/clowns-in-congress/
rfenst Offline
#12 Posted:
Joined: 06-23-2007
Posts: 39,345
I Grew Up in Mike Johnson’s District, Where Kindness Can Mask Cruelty


WSJ Opinion

I don’t know Mike Johnson, the brand-new speaker of the House of Representatives, but I feel as if I do because we’re from the same neck of the woods. He’s from Shreveport, in Caddo Parish, La., where I was born and where one of my brothers died.

Johnson’s district encompasses my childhood hometown, Gibsland, about 40 miles east of Shreveport, and home parish, Bienville, which is where most members of my family have lived for as long as I can track them back. My mother and two of my brothers still live there.

He graduated from Louisiana State University. A few years earlier, I had turned down a scholarship to L.S.U. to accept one at Grambling State University, a historically Black college about a half-hour east of Gibsland. He also wrote opinion essays for the newspaper where I cut my teeth as a working journalist, The Shreveport Times.

We never crossed paths, but we came of age politically in the same locality, a place I know better than almost any other on Earth, shaped by many of the same cultural forces.

And for that reason, I believe that he’ll most likely be able to avoid being tagged as an extremist — at least in the short run — as America gets to know him.

In a statement after Johnson was elected speaker, the Democratic National Committee castigated him as an “election-denying, anti-abortion MAGA extremist” who was “a mastermind behind House Republicans’ efforts to overturn the 2020 election” and “is a loyal foot soldier to the real leader of the Republican Party — Donald Trump.”

All that is true, but unlike Trump’s, Johnson’s efforts to undermine American democracy are served like a comforting bowl of grits and a glass of sweet tea. He is not abrasive. He is likable.

He is from a part of the country where your nemesis will smile at you and promise to pray for you, where people will quickly submit that they “love the sinner but hate the sin,” where one hand can hold a Bible while the other holds a shackle. He is from a place where people use religion to brand their hatred as love so that they act on it cheerfully and without guilt.

He is what many have feared: an example of second-wave Trumpism — politicians rising in Trump’s wake who come with the same policy priorities and ideological proclivities, but in a far more congenial and urbane package, propelled by something more than personal grievance. Trumpism is a religion developed to serve a man. What happens when it evolves into a pillar of an established creed and is viewed as a way to serve God?

In an interview last week on Fox News, Johnson said: “Someone asked me today in the media, they said, ‘It’s curious, people are curious. What does Mike Johnson think about any issue under the sun?’ I said, ‘Well, go pick up a Bible off your shelf and read it.’ That’s my worldview.”

Johnson tried to create some daylight between his zealotry and his politics, saying that not all lawmakers’ deeply held beliefs can become law. He also said that when the Supreme Court ruled that same-sex marriage was constitutionally protected it became “settled” law and “the law of the land,” and as a constitutional lawyer, “I respect that.”

But does he? Anticipating that decision in 2015, he introduced a failed religious exemption bill in the Louisiana State Legislature aimed at blunting the ruling’s effect. He said at the time about the court’s eventual ruling, “It is difficult to overestimate the damage this will do to our culture and deep religious heritage that has defined America since its founding.”

On another occasion, he said the court had decided “to usurp the authority of the people and force same-sex marriage on all 50 states by judicial fiat.”

Does that sound like respecting a ruling to you? Of course not. It’s an example of Johnson’s fundamentalism in action: his Captain Ahab-like obsession with opposing L.G.B.T.Q. rights.

He has a longstanding friendship with Tony Perkins, a former Louisiana legislator who is the president of the Family Research Council, an organization whose website says that “homosexual conduct” — not just same-sex marriage — is not only “harmful to the persons who engage in it” but “also harmful to society at large.”

Like Perkins, Johnson is on a crusade to advance a religious agenda, even when it comes at the expense of constitutionally protected liberty.

As Peter Wehner wrote for The Atlantic, Johnson “uses his Christian faith to sacralize his fanaticism and assault on truth.” Johnson’s worldview seems to be that the will of God is greater than the rights of man — a view nurtured by the place that nurtured him.

The year after same-sex marriage became legal nationwide, the American Bible Society ranked Shreveport the country’s fourth most “Bible-minded” city, a measure of Bible reading habits and beliefs about the Bible.

This patina of piety affords Johnson a sense of cheerfulness, the sense that he’s a harmless, happy warrior in the conservative Christian cause: After Johnson’s bill was killed in the State Legislature in 2015, he smiled for photos with two of the activists who had helped kill it.

Where he and I are from, even would-be oppressors can be affable. It’s not just good manners, it’s the Christian way, the proper Southern way. And it is the ultimate deception.
RayR Online
#13 Posted:
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,912
^ Who wrote that Op-Ed Robert?
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