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Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 8:51 AM EST
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horse Frying pan Brick wall d'oh!

Pumpkin i'ssss freakingggggg

Nyyyyyyyyeeeeeeee-YAAASSSSSSTEEEEEE

NASTY NASTY NASTY

PUMKIN BEER
Hot PUMpkin drinks
Starbucks pumpkin coffee
PUMPKIN ROLL
PUMPKIN PIE
PUMPKIN BREAD

PUMPKIN ANYTHING IS BAAAAAAD!!!Sick

All that PUMpKIN BEER on full pallets at the beer distributor that never sells and goes on clearance....always destined for the clearance shelf even before it's made,
What an effort in futility and a waste of time and money....

I loudly verbally mock people who buy pumpkin beer...they cower and always say it's for a friend or it's for a gift...
If you gave me pumpkin anything I'd cram it down your stupid yak or right up your dumbass starfish ⭐ 🐠...
Gene363 Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 11:52 AM EST
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Other than being fun targets the only good thing about pumpkins are roasted pumpkin seeds.
MACS Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 12:00 PM EST
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Perhaps JoNeSiE and I have 1 thing in common...

We ain't members of the pumpkin fan club, fuh sho. BARF!
RayR Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 1:07 PM EST
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Not liking PUMPKIN is downright UNAMERICAN! You COMMIES!ram27bat
Gene363 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 2:02 PM EST
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RayR wrote:
Not liking PUMPKIN is downright UNAMERICAN! You COMMIES!ram27bat


Un-American would be calling pumpkin spice the people's choice and forcing everyone to like it. I don't care if anyone else wants to eat that nasty stuff as you don't expect me to like it or try. horse
RayR Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 2:38 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
Un-American would be calling pumpkin spice the people's choice and forcing everyone to like it. I don't care if anyone else wants to eat that nasty stuff as you don't expect me to like it or try. horse


Pumpkin is a superfood, a nutritional powerhouse native to North America rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, low in calories and fat.
Real men eat pumpkin. How can anyone not like delicious pumpkin pie? Roasted pumpkin seeds? pumpkin soup? pumpkin beer for God's sake? It's unheard of! Frying pan






Gene363 Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 3:19 PM EST
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RayR wrote:
Pumpkin is a superfood, a nutritional powerhouse native to North America rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants, low in calories and fat.
Real men eat pumpkin. How can anyone not like delicious pumpkin pie? Roasted pumpkin seeds? pumpkin soup? pumpkin beer for God's sake? It's unheard of! Frying pan









OK Karl, whatever. Not talking
Gene363 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 3:36 PM EST
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FWIW, I love all kinds of squash, but not pumpkin, it tastes like mud seasoned with cinnamon.
Cheno Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 5:36 PM EST
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Not a pumpkin fan.
RayR Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 5:37 PM EST
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Gene363 wrote:
FWIW, I love all kinds of squash, but not pumpkin, it tastes like mud seasoned with cinnamon.


Man! MUD? You must have some weird pumpkins where you come from. Eh?
deadeyedick Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 5:39 PM EST
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NO PUMPKIN IN MY BEER!
RayR Offline
#12 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 6:15 PM EST
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Southern Tier Brewing Company makes some great pumpkin brews, they even have a distillery that makes PUMKING Pumpkin Whisky.
I've only tried the original PUMKING Imperial Pumpkin Ale so farβ€” Good Stuff. My wife just bought the CARAMEL PUMPKIN IMPERIAL ALE
I want to get that WARLOCK PUMPKIN IMPERIAL STOUT.

https://stbcbeer.com/ruleon/
BuckyB93 Offline
#13 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 6:15 PM EST
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Feed the pumpkins to livestock. I'll eat it after it's been naturally processed.
DrafterX Offline
#14 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 6:47 PM EST
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Mellow
ZRX1200 Offline
#15 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 8:29 PM EST
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I love roasted pumpkin seeds, and they do make great vessels for tannerite to shoot….
BuckyB93 Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 9:03 PM EST
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ZRX1200 wrote:
I love roasted pumpkin seeds, and they do make great vessels for tannerite to shoot….

I also like roasted pumpkin seeds. I use to make them every year when the kids would carve pumpkins but it turned into chore to make them. Separate the seeds from the pulp, wash them, season them, and roast them. I stopped doing them a few years ago.

I still like roasted sunflower seeds with salt. Them are yummy. Recently one of the convenience stores in town I ran into Corn Nuts. Not many places around here sell them so when I saw them, I had to buy a few of bags (only had them in snack size bags). Sadly or gladly, my kids don't like them. Just means more for me.
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 9:07 PM EST
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Bucky, have you tried black pepper sunflower seeds?

What flavor corn nuts? I like chile lime.

Whistlebritches likes ZRX flavored.
DrafterX Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 9:27 PM EST
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BuckyB93 wrote:
Feed the pumpkins to livestock. I'll eat it after it's been naturally processed.



I don't understand the pumpkin poop fascination.. Think
BuckyB93 Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 9:37 PM EST
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The pumpkin feeds the livestock. I'll eat the meat of livestock. Along the way, their poop fertilizes the fields of corn, wheat, beans, fruit and stuff. It's the circle of life.

I'm a vegetarian. Most farm animals eat vegetable matter. I eat them after they process the vegetables and fertilize the veggies. I'm just a step away down the consumption list.

Unprocessed poop... That's prolly what tofu is made from.



NINE! teen
ZRX1200 Offline
#20 Posted: Thu, Nov 16 2023, 9:55 PM EST
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DrafterX is a weird dude Mellow
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#21 Posted: Fri, Nov 17 2023, 9:31 AM EST
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I like pumpkin roll And homemade pumpkin pie. Keep the rest. I’ll prolly snag a pumpkin spice coffee because that’s what the gas stations are pushing. I’ll hate it. But I’ll grab one. Agree no pumpkin beer
RayR Offline
#22 Posted: Fri, Nov 17 2023, 12:04 PM EST
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Jakethesnake86 wrote:
I like pumpkin roll And homemade pumpkin pie. Keep the rest. I’ll prolly snag a pumpkin spice coffee because that’s what the gas stations are pushing. I’ll hate it. But I’ll grab one. Agree no pumpkin beer


So you are saying pumpkin roll and homemade pumpkin pie doesn't taste like MUD? Eh? Laugh

I've never had pumpkin spice coffee so I guess i should reserve my opinion, but it sounds DELICIOUS like pumpkin beer.
What's the deal with all you Bud Light drinkin' pumpkin beer haters here? Have you actually drunk one?
Mr. Jones Offline
#23 Posted: Fri, Nov 17 2023, 8:59 PM EST
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You pumkin πŸŽƒpumPkingπŸŽƒ pumper...

RayR Lerv's pumpkin πŸŽƒso much...he married aπŸŽƒ pumpkin...

When ray's done makin' LERV he's sportin seeds on his stiff pumkinator...actin' sactin' factin' seed head BOYEEEEEEE...

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Homebrew Offline
#24 Posted: Fri, Nov 17 2023, 11:45 PM EST
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Those little decorative pumpkins Are fun to shoot with my Savage A17. They fricken explode.
Dave (A.K.A. Homebrew)Beer
RayR Offline
#25 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 11:30 AM EST
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Mr. Jones wrote:
You pumkin πŸŽƒpumPkingπŸŽƒ pumper...

RayR Lerv's pumpkin πŸŽƒso much...he married aπŸŽƒ pumpkin...

When ray's done makin' LERV he's sportin seeds on his stiff pumkinator...actin' sactin' factin' seed head BOYEEEEEEE...

BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ


I say "Bud Light drinkin' pumpkin beer haters"....and right on cue here comes Jonsey! Cool


RayR Offline
#26 Posted: Sat, Nov 18 2023, 2:09 PM EST
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True story. My wife asked me this morning if I would get some thyme from the garden.
I said sure, whatcha making? She said PUMPKIN SOUP! πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I'll let y'all know if it tastes like MUD. LOL
PapaWhiskey Offline
#27 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 10:00 AM EST
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Sugar pumpkins are delicious. Clean and chunk them and cook alongside a roast. So good. I first had them years ago when I lived in Japan. My homestay mother would make pumpkin as a side dish a couple times a week while in season. Not really a fan of pumpkin coffee or beer unless it has a sweet cinnamon sugar rim but in soup, roasted, or pie, pumpkin is delicious.
RayR Offline
#28 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 11:11 AM EST
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My wife's PUMPKIN SOUP came out really good and didn't taste like MUD. She usually makes acorn squash (oops...my error, it's Butternut Squash) soup this time of year, this was similar but had a different flavor.
A pumpkin beer would sure go well with it. Beer
Mr. Jones Offline
#29 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 6:29 PM EST
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RayR is a pumpkin E.A.T.E.R. EXTROIDINAIRE...
Jakethesnake86 Offline
#30 Posted: Mon, Nov 20 2023, 9:05 PM EST
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Butternut squash makes a fantastic pie. Nah ray my old people around here do something special with the pie and pumpkin roll. The store bought stuff I can’t do much with. Does indeed taste like mud.
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