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Last post 5 months ago by MidnightToker( • )( • ). 7 replies replies.
bASS pRo iS a f$#@kin' J.O.K.E....JUST LIKE PENNDOT
Mr. Jones Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
fog horse

Go to gun counter...

Must sign into Que...

I get #9...
It is 5:15 PM EST

5:34...STILL #9

BUNCH OF CRAP!

5 DUDES BEHIND THE COUNTER...
ALL WAITING ON JUST ONE SINGLE PERSON ACTUALLY BUYING a gun ...
Not sure why the big pow wow around the cash register? All 5 guys on one customer???
Why???

I just want to look at 2-3 deer rifles...

F#$@k this D.U.M.P.

IM GOING TO A PRIVATE BRICK AND MORTAR OR Dunham's sporting goods store...you barely ever wait there....

Unfreakinbelievable!!! Brick wall

Same goes for SPORTSMAN'S WAREHOUSE, BUT ONLY ONE GUY THERE WITH 6 IN the que and one guy actually buying a gun taking all his time ...

WTF???
I BLAME the pandemic and millennials!!!
HockeyDad Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-20-2000
Posts: 46,156
You should have got the platinum membership.
delta1 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 11-23-2011
Posts: 28,807
shoulda started taking practice swings with a Louisville Slugger, swatting fungoes into a net...
Mr. Jones Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
#3 delta

Yea ..just like that wacky but great movie with Micheal Douglas ...

"FALLING DOWN"

WHEN HE GETS THE THE KOREAN CORNER NIEGHBOR HOOD poor section STORE WITH HIGH GOUGING PRICES...

He pulls out that wooden bat and says " we're marking down prices to 1965!!!"
Then proceeds to hit everything with a bat in the store...
Mr. Jones Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,434
I left there at 5:43 pm

I just got home 8:30 pm
Checked two other local gun stores, nothing I was looking for...

Got a text at 7:08..."hey Mr. Jones...your next in line, prepare to be called!!"

Sooooo,

5:15 CHK in , get #9 in cue
They finally call my name at 7:08 or a few minutes after???
THATS AN HOUR AND 53 MINUTE WAIT!!!!

What the f$#k planet are the lazy PENNDOT HIGHWAY WORKERS / GUN DEPT BASS PRO LOSERS LIVING ON AND HOW CAN THEY AFFORD THE FREAKIN C.R.A.C.K. THAT THEY ARE SMOKIN' !! ???
Gene363 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,834
They are too busy marketing cheap crap from Chinnnaahh. When BOS took over our local Cabelas they replaced all the nice heavy canvas shirts with super then crap.
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 10-20-2023
Posts: 870
Mr. Jones wrote:


What the f$#k planet are the lazy PENNDOT HIGHWAY WORKERS / GUN DEPT BASS PRO LOSERS LIVING ON AND HOW CAN THEY AFFORD THE FREAKIN C.R.A.C.K. THAT THEY ARE SMOKIN' !! ???


By charging $50 for a piece of paper like a car title. That's what a new one costs in PA. Most states it's $10-$20. Gotta pay them PENNDOT workers, nobody is gonna stand around a jobsite for free.
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