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Farticus Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Nov 27 2023, 5:30 PM EST
Joined: 11-25-2023
Posts: 20
If you do or have ever believed any one of these you have been duped. If you have ever believed two of these you are a special kind of stupid. If you have believed three or more of these there is a special space in hell for you. You aren’t just stupid you are intentionally an idiot on behalf of the cult of evil.

Bush or Cheney are behind 911.
Obama was not born here.
Jewish space lasers.
Al Gore invented the internet.
Obama’s birth certificate is fake and Trump investigators have the proof.
Mr. Jones is Andy Kaufman.
1/6 was an FBI or democrat operation - bonus points for ghost busses.
The 2020 election was stolen bonus point for Trump can prove it but just hasn’t been given the chance.
The walrus is Paul.
Obama is a Muslim.
The magic bullet.
Flu vaccines are a government conspiracy to track people.
Al Gore was an inspiration for a Love Story.
1/6 was just a tour like any other day.
Methane from cows causes global warning.
Eating boogers increases life expectancy.
The Easter bunny is a satanic automaton.

The list goes on but if you have ever believed any of these things you are truly, truly dumb.

Have a nice day.

I am Farticus
ZRX1200 Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Nov 27 2023, 6:05 PM EST
Joined: 07-08-2007
Posts: 60,617
Farticus wrote:
If you do or have ever believed any one of these you have been duped. If you have ever believed two of these you are a special kind of stupid. If you have believed three or more of these there is a special space in hell for you. You aren’t just stupid you are intentionally an idiot on behalf of the cult of evil.

Bush or Cheney are behind 911.
Obama was not born here.
Jewish space lasers.
Al Gore invented the internet.
Obama’s birth certificate is fake and Trump investigators have the proof.
Mr. Jones is Andy Kaufman.
1/6 was an FBI or democrat operation - bonus points for ghost busses.
The 2020 election was stolen bonus point for Trump can prove it but just hasn’t been given the chance.
The walrus is Paul.
Obama is a Muslim.
The magic bullet.
Flu vaccines are a government conspiracy to track people.
Al Gore was an inspiration for a Love Story.
1/6 was just a tour like any other day.
Methane from cows causes global warning.
Eating boogers increases life expectancy.
The Easter bunny is a satanic automaton.

The list goes on but if you have ever believed any of these things you are truly, truly dumb.

Have a nice day.

I am Farticus


For posterity sake…someone is bored
Palama Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Nov 27 2023, 6:18 PM EST
Joined: 02-05-2013
Posts: 23,705
Farticus wrote:
If you do or have ever believed any one of these you have been duped. If you have ever believed two of these you are a special kind of stupid. If you have believed three or more of these there is a special space in hell for you. You aren’t just stupid you are intentionally an idiot on behalf of the cult of evil.

Bush or Cheney are behind 911.
Obama was not born here.
Jewish space lasers.
Al Gore invented the internet.
Obama’s birth certificate is fake and Trump investigators have the proof.
Mr. Jones is Andy Kaufman.
1/6 was an FBI or democrat operation - bonus points for ghost busses.
The 2020 election was stolen bonus point for Trump can prove it but just hasn’t been given the chance.
The walrus is Paul.
Obama is a Muslim.
The magic bullet.
Flu vaccines are a government conspiracy to track people.
Al Gore was an inspiration for a Love Story.
1/6 was just a tour like any other day.
Methane from cows causes global warning.
Eating boogers increases life expectancy.
The Easter bunny is a satanic automaton.

The list goes on but if you have ever believed any of these things you are truly, truly dumb.

Have a nice day.

I am Farticus


He’s not?!?! Gonz
RayR Online
#4 Posted: Mon, Nov 27 2023, 10:54 PM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,895
I've got a few to add to the list: but there are a lot more..

Bidenomics is working!
Lincoln freed the slaves
The Biden Crime Family is not a bunch of crooks
Anybody that is not a left-winger is a threat to democracy
1/6 was an insurrection
MACS Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 6:56 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,796
It's funny how some people believe themselves to be intellectually superior for repeating what authority tells them. It's also funny how school is structured to reward students for repeating what authority tells them.

I wonder if there's a connection?? Think
RiverRatRuss Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 7:13 AM EST
Joined: 09-02-2022
Posts: 1,035
The handwriting here says.. Adroomi or T'Dub??

Adroomi was special Op's ya know!!! d'oh! d'oh! Brick wall Brick wall Herfing
Mr. Jones Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 7:27 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
I am FARTICUS
Mr. Jones Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 7:29 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
BWUHAHAHAHAHA 👹👹👺👺🔥😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Jones Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 7:33 AM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
I missed this the first time around , somehow?

I MUSTA been banging Christie Brinkley, which happens every Sunday like clockwork. 👍👍👍💕💕💕👌👌👌🍊🍊🍊🥒🥒🥒🥂🥂🥂
DrafterX Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 9:10 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
TW is pretty heavy into gladiator movies.... Think
RayR Online
#11 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 10:40 AM EST
Joined: 07-20-2020
Posts: 8,895
Mr. Jones wrote:
I missed this the first time around , somehow?

I MUSTA been banging Christie Brinkley, which happens every Sunday like clockwork. 👍👍👍💕💕💕👌👌👌🍊🍊🍊🥒🥒🥒🥂🥂🥂


“Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”
DrafterX Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 10:58 AM EST
Joined: 10-18-2005
Posts: 98,555
Mr. Jones wrote:
I missed this the first time around , somehow?

I MUSTA been whacking it to Christie Brinkley, which happens every Sunday at church. 👍👍👍💕💕💕👌👌👌🍊🍊🍊🥒🥒🥒🥂🥂🥂



freak... Mellow
Gene363 Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 1:37 PM EST
Joined: 01-24-2003
Posts: 30,821
Mr. Jones wrote:
I am FARTICUS



Best response. Applause Applause Applause
Farticus Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Nov 28 2023, 5:50 PM EST
Joined: 11-25-2023
Posts: 20
Liar!

I am Farticus!
Mr. Jones Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 8:05 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
BWUHAHAHAHAHA!!!

LMAO!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

GOOD COMEBACK RETORT!!!!



OF COURSE U R !!!
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