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Charlie Offline
#51 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 1:23 PM EST
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The thought of Cowboy boots being made in India.....

Charlie
8trackdisco Offline
#52 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 2:58 PM EST
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Nah, Alzheimers is a bitch. Imagine waking up old one morning an not recognizing anyone around you. It would be like everyone that ever loved yo all abandoned.

Then again, I'm such an ass, there's a fair chance I'll wake up that was regardless.
rockmeister Offline
#53 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 6:02 PM EST
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I'm afraid of 8tracks gayness....
Nutttttttttty Offline
#54 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 7:59 PM EST
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I think I was watching dirty jobs the other day and Mike was crawling through some caves surveying new caves. He was crawling through some very tight spaces and it scarred me for him. I hate that crap the thought of getting trapped. I apparently don't like heights very much either but that only happened like 4 years ago, very strange.

Not being around my son. Sorry to bring it to that level but that is some scary ****.
Lizardo Offline
#55 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 8:06 PM EST
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Prison rape.
gonesledn Offline
#56 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 8:32 PM EST
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dont be scared Lizard, they have jelly and syrup to make it easy on ya
jackconrad Offline
#57 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 8:36 PM EST
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CALA LILLY's
usahog Offline
#58 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 8:44 PM EST
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Posts: 22,691
Absolutly NOTHING!

Fear is a Devils Tool...

To let your guard down can make you the fool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPD6YiBFG1Q

Hog
gonesledn Offline
#59 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 8:49 PM EST
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your gonna have to change your name tag HOG, UsaTUBE!
usahog Offline
#60 Posted: Sun, Feb 10 2008, 9:10 PM EST
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^ LOL

No after this next Court Session it will be VasilenTube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5puAN1PGQw

Send Lawyers Guns and Money, The **** has hit the Fan!

Hog
andytv Offline
#61 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 3:42 PM EST
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Posts: 40,991
I'd hate be one of those seals that lives under the ice; surfacing occasionally to breath from a hole that must be constantly maintained.

That would suck.

I'd forget where my ice hole was and die for sure.
Smashed247 Offline
#62 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 3:43 PM EST
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Posts: 3,324
Heights and Orange Rooms.
CD44 Offline
#63 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 3:44 PM EST
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Posts: 195
Ex-wifes lawyer.

ScottHar Offline
#64 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 4:14 PM EST
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I kind of shrug at the notion of bad things happening to me...

But my two-year-old boy?

I can work myself into a gut-churning cold sweat imagining anyone -- or anything -- harming him.

[shudder]

ScottHar
8trackdisco Offline
#65 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 4:18 PM EST
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'..I'd forget where my ice hole was and die for sure...'
----------------------------------------------------

Andy, you are the biggest icehole on these boards.
teedubbya Offline
#66 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 4:30 PM EST
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dude that was a stretch
andytv Offline
#67 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 4:46 PM EST
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yeah..........embarrassing.
Thom Offline
#68 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 5:29 PM EST
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Andytv,

I feel you, bro.

Men who wear makeup. Clowns, transsexuals, whatever. You are propably a cool person, but you freak me right the if.you.see.kay out.

Lizardo Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 5:34 PM EST
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" 56. Author: gonesledn Date: 02/11/2008 01:32 AM Reply
dont be scared Lizard, they have jelly and syrup to make it easy on ya "


WTF?????

You sure know an awful lot about prison rape.

LMAO!
jpotts Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 5:39 PM EST
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I'm praying for andytv that Thom ACCIDENTALLY forgot a few words here and there in his last post.
jjohnson28 Offline
#71 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 5:54 PM EST
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"Return to forum without posting"

LOL
Thom Offline
#72 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 7:23 PM EST
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jpotts - Insiteful post dude.
gonesledn Offline
#73 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 7:42 PM EST
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"69. Author: Lizardo Date: 02/11/2008 10:34 PM Reply
" 56. Author: gonesledn Date: 02/11/2008 01:32 AM Reply
dont be scared Lizard, they have jelly and syrup to make it easy on ya "


WTF?????

You sure know an awful lot about prison rape.

LMAO! "




so what are you getting at? is there a question here?

Lizardo Offline
#74 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 8:13 PM EST
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No question, I'm just sayin'.
blackfoot11 Offline
#75 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 8:26 PM EST
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i got a question................
Lizardo Offline
#76 Posted: Mon, Feb 11 2008, 8:30 PM EST
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Geez, now I'm kinda afraid of Wes, jelly, and syrup.
Mr. Jones Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Feb 12 2008, 12:59 PM EST
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Just recently...

MRI machines (the small tunnel kind)

The Horror... and the f'kin noises for 7-12 minute bursts 3 or 4 in a row.

It is really claustrophobic.
barryneedleman Offline
#78 Posted: Tue, Feb 12 2008, 3:39 PM EST
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Steve, We had a guy here years ago that was also very afraid of clowns - Heg (short for Hegamonic, I think). Nice guy, but not a good situation, as it was the height of Hubcaping......

By the way, it is not uncommon to be afraid of clowns.

I don't deal well with crowds in small places (elevators, etc.) or even large places (New Years in Times Square, etc.). I imagine I would not do well with an MRI.

Barry

The Big Ugly Offline
#79 Posted: Tue, Feb 12 2008, 3:53 PM EST
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Going to the doctor,

Visualize if you will:

She has both hands on my shoulders and she doing THE EXAM!!

"MOON - RIVER...you using the whole fist, Doc???"




...but she's HOT and wearing a sexy little nurses outfit...I'll be Okay!!!
Palama Offline
#80 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 1:55 PM EST
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Big spiders and the flying cockroaches (aka “B52s”).

MACS and Whistle - since both of youse were once stationed in Hawaii, you know about the cockroaches. 🪳
Gene363 Offline
#81 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 2:19 PM EST
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The government.
MACS Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 2:27 PM EST
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Palama wrote:
Big spiders and the flying cockroaches (aka “B52s”).

MACS and Whistle - since both of youse were once stationed in Hawaii, you know about the cockroaches. 🪳


Never stationed in Hawaii, just visited several times. I was stationed in the Philippines and the cockroaches there can be saddled and ridden. d'oh!

Thanks for that reminder.
JGRAZ Offline
#83 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 3:48 PM EST
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My wife if she ever finds out about my separate "hobby" account, and more specifically how much I've spent from it.
frankj1 Offline
#84 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 7:08 PM EST
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we have nothing to fear...but fear itself
dkeage Offline
#85 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 7:14 PM EST
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frankj1 wrote:
we have nothing to fear...but fear itself

That dude was creepy…. Gonz
Mr. Jones Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 10:24 PM EST
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WELLLLLL, back to the original post questions...

Two things....

#1) In the late fall of 2013...I was very afraid of a long fully seated table of 14-16 ( with mega dossiers, folders , brief cases and stacks of paper...)FBI-SSG agents with at least 8-10 more standing around the table , these 8-10 A-Holes we're blocking the way out of the men's room...they easily let me in...not so much letting me leave to get back to the bar at the iron hill brewery across from Franklin And Marshall college in Lancaster, PA...."wish ida' had 2 hand pineapples
wit' pins...whoa is me...I wasn't sportin any at that time.....


At my ex-wifes breast cancer surgery at the Hershey medical center, in the summer of 2013... Down in the waiting room surrounded by @ least 50 FBI-SSG AGENTs along with a seven foot plus tall "man in black" completely bald headed praying mantis/ human hybrid actin dude staring me down incessantly sitting on a bench a the very outer perimeter with wall behind him in Dockers and a sport shirt.., a 350 lb black dude 12 ft away ready to flatten me....and fatty bald headed Gary O'Connor ( with at least 7 other aliases, some Slavic)
FBI-SSG FIELD CHIEF ALMOST YELLING to his close by 15 other agents....
"I WISH WE HAD A BLACK EXTRACTION HOOD FOR THIS SON OF A BITCH".....

YEAH... THAT'S QUITE LEGAL IN THE USA IN REGARDS TO ARRESTING AMERICAN CITIZENS..in hospital waiting rooms N.O.T....
I THOUGHT I WAS FRIGGIN TOAST FOR SURE....

BUT ALAS...
HERE I POST....
WONDER WHY???

DO I KNOW THE RIGHT PEOPLE?
DID I WORK FOR THEM?
Are MY CLEARANCEs HIGHER THAN fatty gary's?
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