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ScottHar Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Feb 1 2008, 10:35 PM EST
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"Honey, am I already as fat and gross as I was last pregnancy?"

Others?

ScottHar
pgje51 Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 5:38 AM EST
Joined: 01-13-2006
Posts: 5,013

Is it in yet?
8trackdisco Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 5:45 AM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
"Do these pants make me look fat?"

pacman357 Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 6:19 AM EST
Joined: 02-27-2006
Posts: 42,596
Why does Keira Knightley have a restraining order against you?
borndead1 Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 7:30 AM EST
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,216
"Do you ever think about other women?"
romulus Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 8:09 AM EST
Joined: 01-13-2007
Posts: 58
"I can't believe I gained 5 pounds. I starved my self all week long and look...my butt is stillfat!"
nine999 Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 9:53 AM EST
Joined: 07-27-2005
Posts: 14,622
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
herfsnipe Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 9:58 AM EST
Joined: 07-28-2004
Posts: 3,315
"How many girlfriends did you have before you met me? It's Ok. You can tell me. We're married now, it won't matter."
borndead1 Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 10:01 AM EST
Joined: 11-07-2006
Posts: 5,216
"Do you think Salma Hayek is prettier than me?"
J.Redleg Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 10:05 AM EST
Joined: 04-28-2005
Posts: 18,020
How many cigars do you have?
maddman Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 11:01 AM EST
Joined: 07-03-2005
Posts: 2,677
Who you voting 4?

Why is there air?

Who invited U?

Are we there yet?

Can you hear me now?

we could be here all week!
donutboy2000 Offline
#12 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 11:02 AM EST
Joined: 11-20-2001
Posts: 25,000
Is that all you got?
Cereal City Cigar Smoker Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 1:04 PM EST
Joined: 03-30-2006
Posts: 14,587
Is the media biased....?

c3s
edsbar60 Offline
#14 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 1:09 PM EST
Joined: 12-12-2005
Posts: 9,435
SteveR, can you free Bloody?
Charlie Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 1:29 PM EST
Joined: 06-16-2002
Posts: 39,751
ditto that....LOL

Charlie
Charlie Offline
#16 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 1:29 PM EST
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Posts: 39,751
Do I still look as pretty as I did the day you met me?

Charlie
edsbar60 Offline
#17 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 1:40 PM EST
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Posts: 9,435
Does andytv wear pink undies? j/k!
ScottHar Offline
#18 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 2:29 PM EST
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Posts: 9,844
"Did you notice that tattoo on our waitress's breast?"

ScottHar
8trackdisco Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 2:48 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2004
Posts: 60,082
I'm secure in our relationship, I don't mind you looking at other women. Just point the ones out you think are pretty.
lou2row Offline
#20 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 3:46 PM EST
Joined: 12-22-2006
Posts: 9,995
What is that sore on your lip?
donutboy2000 Offline
#21 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 3:48 PM EST
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Posts: 25,000
Where's adroomi?
BuckyB93 Offline
#22 Posted: Sat, Feb 2 2008, 6:02 PM EST
Joined: 07-16-2004
Posts: 14,209
Do you mind if my mom comes over today?
Palama Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 12:49 AM EST
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Posts: 23,705
Some good ones!
MACS Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 6:41 AM EST
Joined: 02-26-2004
Posts: 79,796
borndead1 wrote:
"Do you think Salma Hayek is prettier than me?"


Absolutely yes. Yes, I do...
Mr. Jones Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 7:48 PM EST
Joined: 06-12-2005
Posts: 19,431
How about...

Where the hell is Scott Har ???
MidnightToker( • )( • ) Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Nov 29 2023, 11:19 PM EST
Joined: 10-20-2023
Posts: 844
herfsnipe wrote:
"How many girlfriends did you have before you met me? It's Ok. You can tell me. We're married now, it won't matter."

Should be answered with "If it didn't matter, why are you asking me"?
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