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Another thread made me think of these, but that other thread got weird, and I am being serious here:

1. Heinz Ketchup (my wife tried to stop me from buying it when Kerry was running, but some things rise above politics. Go shove your Hunt's)

2. Best Foods/Hellman's Mayonnaise (Kraft? Are you daft?)

3. Lee & Perrins Worcestershire Sauce

4. Tabasco (original, red, small bottle)

5. Nathan's hotdogs (natural casing if you can find them)

6. Vidalia Onions (do not talk to me about Maui)

7. Angostura Bitters (that stuff from New Orleans tastes like something you'd put on a cut finger. A few drops of Angostura in your Coke and you've got something that tastes a lot like Moxie. You don't know from Moxie?)

8. Coca-Cola (they still use cane sugar in the Mexican version, if you can find it, but the water will probably kill ya. ha ha)

9. Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray Tonic. (OK, I don't think anyone else makes a celery tonic)

10. DeCecco #12 spaghetti (the reason I never order pasta out, except if I go to Italy again some day. And this should have been number 1 on my list, really, so this list is not at all in order.)

Since my list is immutable and cannot be improved upon, I suppose I really don't care if you turn the thread gay or nipply now, if you don't have anything to add that you are really passionate about. But I hope you do. There might be something I haven't tried that I can make number 11. TIA.

Dr.Scholls Pillowsoft inserts...

They are the doggone bestest inserts out there.
Much better than bubble wrap, which often smells like tobacco, and can interfere with foot odor.

No. 12???

q-tips...the generic are not soft enough and just stab you in the inner ear (hurts).

No 2 and 6, funny how time slips away. Thanks for remembering me. How've you been? Number 4, I like scrapple, but haven't had it often I'll look for your favorite brand. In Cincy we have goetta, a distant relative of haggis I suppose, pretty tasty. I like mine crispy.

6, I agree 100%. No substitute for Q-Tips. Goes on my list. Pi, you're kidding as usual,but that's a good thing.

Tobasco sauce sucks the balls of men.

1. Author: eleltea

i use safflower mayo instead. it's almost the same as hellmans just less salty.

the proper way to cook a nathan's is to put in in the micro for 1 minute and then put it in a fry pan with no oil or butter and cook it medium, rolling it around with a spatula until the skin starts to crack.

i eat mine on toasted white bread folded on the diagonal, but if you use a bun, wipe up the juices with the bun. i assume you use deli mustard, and not french's or dijon.

i have a distributor out here that carries dr brown's cream soda, and yoo hoo, and nedicks, and bubble up.
http://www.drsoda.com/

vermont country store is great for olde fashioned candy. http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/Shop

if you are looking for my-t-fine chocolate pudding
http://tinyurl.com/6db8t4

if there is anything else that you are needing, contact me.

i know they don't make charlotte russes any more because the mfg of the king's crown that they made it in died, and his kids closed the plant. bastards.

devil dogs and most other drakes cakes, including marble pound cake the you put in a toaster with the wrapper on but cut it first, is no more either.

Astroglide ?

I heard, a while back, that Costco sold the Coca Cola from Mexico with real cane sugar in it. Also, you can typically buy it at a Mexican grocery store if you have one in the area.

#11..You forgot Blue Fox Tacos,washed down w/Mexican Coke to get fishy taste otta your mouth. X

#12 if you use wet TP, Charmin is a loser. Gotta have 2-ply, for starters, and Northern holds up best.

#14, true Verners is unique, but there are a few micro brewed Ginger ales/beers made in the Jamaican style (and with cane sugar) that are superior. Cost a few cents more. Seek one out.

BTW, locally, Krogers sells Mexican Coke by the single bottle. They charge too much, but they sure are good, and I don't drink that many soft drinks these days.

#8, what do you like? Pink's are great, but you got to go to SoCal to get one. Boar's Head Natural Casing? They're great, too, but not everyone carries them.

Sounds like your a Pepsi man. Surely not RC?

Anyway, thanks for reminding me.

Sweet Baby Ray's BBQ sauce (original only)
Dr. Pepper (original only)
Claussen pickles (halves only)
Oreos (double stuf)
JIF peanut butter (creamy only)
Heinz ketchup
Velveeta shells and cheese

Boars head cold cuts, everything else is trash.