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delarob User Profile	#1 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 10:05 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 06-28-2001 Posts: 5,318	You have crash landed on an unknown island. You have enough air in a air tank to get a water proof cooler with food and drinks in it or you can get a cell phone that is in a bag so it still works. Which one would you go down to get?

DrafterX User Profile	#2 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 10:06 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-18-2005 Posts: 98,555	poor Wilson...

nir6van6a User Profile	#3 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 10:07 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-10-2008 Posts: 4,347	Phone. Food is only a temporary solution.

tljones1961 User Profile	#4 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 10:09 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 07-28-2008 Posts: 1,891	My wife didn't pack any smokes?

dankpharmacist User Profile	#5 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 10:59 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 05-01-2007 Posts: 536	What kinda phone are we talkin about here? Do I get a signal? Do I have unlimited texts and internet? Are their naked pictures of someone elses wife on it?

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#6 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 11:07 AM EST

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unknown island most likely has no signal.

Aircraft would have an ELT beacon sounding off. Eventually help may or may not come. Last known radar contact and flight plan will direct SAR efforts.

The most important part of survival is shelter, then water, than food, in that order.

Build a shelter, build a fire, then go get the food. Us the box the food was in to build a rain/dew trap for more water. Go hunting. Dig in.

ScottHar User Profile	#7 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 11:11 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-05-2007 Posts: 9,844	Unknown island... still probably has a Starbucks. Ask the chick with the pierced nose-ring if you can use the phone there. ScottHar

pacman357 User Profile	#8 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 11:51 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-27-2006 Posts: 42,596	Well, duh...you get the phone, then call for pizza delivery. When the delivery guy goes to return the pizza to the store because you don't have any money, you hang on the undercarriage of the car, and get a free ride home.

MACS User Profile	#9 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 12:07 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-26-2004 Posts: 79,791	NINE twinkies.

plinytheelder User Profile	#10 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 6:41 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-24-2006 Posts: 8,838	Considering that I don't know how to use a cell phone, I'd better take the food option...

donutboy2000 User Profile	#11 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 8:30 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 11-20-2001 Posts: 25,000	What kind of cell phone?

jaytothen User Profile	#12 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 9:08 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-31-2007 Posts: 2,156	what kind of drinks? we talking Kool-aide and purple stuff or vodka and bourbon? Makes all the difference in the world.

edsbar60 User Profile	#13 Posted: Fri, Apr 23 2010, 9:36 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 12-12-2005 Posts: 9,435	You can't get both at the same time? What kind of p*ssy are you?

RICKAMAVEN User Profile	#14 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 12:31 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-01-2000 Posts: 33,248	first you have to clear customs. ask them where they sell cuban cigars and do they take discover card.

Gene363 User Profile	#15 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 12:51 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 01-24-2003 Posts: 30,820	Make the cellphone an iPhone and watch the fan boys go hungry. Sounds like some of you need to learn some survival skills. Lessons of My Father: Depussification: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dfx73Z6fhbc

andytv User Profile	#16 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 4:16 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 10-23-2002 Posts: 40,991	I'd get the food because cell phones suck.

bloody spaniard User Profile	#17 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 4:21 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-14-2003 Posts: 43,802	cell phone & call carryout

bloody spaniard User Profile	#18 Posted: Sat, Apr 24 2010, 4:24 AM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 03-14-2003 Posts: 43,802	^ with apologies to pacman (#8) for coming up with the idea first. Although I woulda ordered double servings of Chinese to last me longer.

Palama User Profile	#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 19 2023, 11:55 PM EST Add this topic as a favorite Add this post as a favorite
Joined: 02-05-2013 Posts: 23,704	edsbar60 wrote: You can't get both at the same time? What kind of p*ssy are you? Best answer!

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