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FuzzNJ Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:31 PM EST
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If you drive your car at the speed of light and then turn on your headlights, would they work?
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#2 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:35 PM EST
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Steven Wright copyrite infringment.
andytv Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:35 PM EST
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^yes.....light energy is cumulative. They would be ON.....but the color of them (visually) could be any number of hues.....dependent on the wavelength of the light and the mass of your car.
FuzzNJ Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:35 PM EST
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2: He is great.
FuzzNJ Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:36 PM EST
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3: I'll need to see the math.
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#6 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:37 PM EST
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(3.5G + V/2)/4(H2O)3 + 3(360o) = M
wtjvj Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:42 PM EST
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Martini: 3.5 shots of gin and half a shot of vermouth over 4 parts H2O3 (water cubed = ice), finished off with three stirs (the 3×360°).
FuzzNJ Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:43 PM EST
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6: Make me one?
duwan Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:52 PM EST
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Fuzz, an object that has any mass cannot reach the speed of light. It would be hard to show the math on this board, but basically as an object approaches the speed of light, its mass dimishes exponentially. Therefore a car going at the speed of light would disintegrate, along with its headlights. So, the headlights could not possibly be on.
andytv Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:53 PM EST
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^WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



I went the speed of light just last night in my Jeep.
FuzzNJ Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:53 PM EST
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9: Dude, multi-phasic shielding. Duh!
ScottHar Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 3:54 PM EST
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Plus, I've had a naked woman running away from me at the speed of light and her headlights were DEFINITELY on, so...

What was the question again?

ScottHar
edsbar60 Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 4:01 PM EST
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If she was running away from you, then I'd guess her headlights were definitely OFF!! LOL!!
lou2row Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 4:24 PM EST
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WT is the alcohol equivalent of thundergerbil.
jackconrad Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, May 5 2010, 4:27 PM EST
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You would be crying anyway so who cares
Palama Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 2:10 AM EST
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Science?!?! Gonz

In CBID? Anxious

Will wonders never cease? Think
ZRX1200 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 11:20 AM EST
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Snickerdoodles.
DrMaddVibe Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 5:04 PM EST
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Not a good question.

It was plagiarism done poorly of the great Stephen Wright.
DrafterX Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 5:40 PM EST
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The Dream Weaver guy..?? Huh
DrMaddVibe Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 7:59 PM EST
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No, the monotone talker with a completely different way of making you laugh.
Palama Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Dec 20 2023, 8:15 PM EST
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DrMaddVibe wrote:
Not a good question.

It was plagiarism done poorly of the great Stephen Wright.


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