National Anthem is supposed to be the anthem for America.
If we are going to make race anthems, let’s make sure there is an anthem for every race and every combination of races.
Start with black, white, asian, hispanic, native american, pacific islander, until all are represented. Then thinly slice based, religions, sexual preferences, carnivore, vegetarian, vegan, each individual food allergy, lactose and other intolerences, and those that are all tolerant, eating disorders (one for each disorder), another based on those who are fat, short, skinny, tall, average, one for mainly water drinkers and the sub genres of tap water, bottled water, water in metal containers o0-5.9 ounces, another for each six ounce increment up until toxic levels of water, including an anthem for those who drink toxic water, an anthem for people who don’t drink toxic water, one for the people of east palestine ohio, one naturalized palestinian, illegal palestinian, secular, observant, orthodox non orthodox jews, soda, one for each country and sub division of each ethnic group in each country, water drinkers, juice drinkers for all of the fruit juices, nor fruit juices, dehydrated juices, fruit juices which identify as waters, waters that identify as juices and those juices, waters and any other liquid that is ….. trans fluid.
Get to work!
And I STILL don’t think we should bomb Ian. Maybe we mine their harbors.