Re: Farrah Fawcett vs. Kim Bassinger
Now that science has returned to this board, I can only suggest trying each in tandem (or perhaps occasionally together, for purely experimental purposes) Alternate them at different times of the day and night. See how they interact with fine dining, conversation, outdoor activities, and sports - and how they age.
As with fine cigars, keep them locked up in a climate-controlled wooden box and keep your friends' grubby fingers off your stash (a true friend asks before helping himself), keep the box where your wife won't be confronted with it - and never, ever let her know how much time, money and pleasure are involved in your new hobby.
Also as with cigars, there may be mild health effects, but afficianados agree that the pleasures are worth it. A reminder to all readers that, in the event that these two suck the life out of you (or any other unfortunate debilitating outcome), the proper etiquette is to pass them (and your humidor) on to the other CB'ers, so that the art may continue to advance. We will, of course, disburse them fairly and equitably...
..assuming, of course, that you send them to me first. This is a very important detail. Do not forget.
The first person to make a crack about a 'box pass' will be held solely (and painfully) responsible for the consequences
