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esplendidoschick Offline
#1 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 8:19 AM EST
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I'll get a world record for this...

Slimboli Offline
#2 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 1:44 PM EST
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?????
usahog Offline
#3 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 2:10 PM EST
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hey chick what ya smokin with that comment? and I can see your keeping up on the Olympics Cool!!!!!!!!!!!
Hog
esplendidoschick Offline
#4 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 3:14 PM EST
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I was just seeing if anyone wanted to play a game...you guys have posted weird stuff before!

I meant famous last words like:
1. Are you sure the power is off? 2. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? 3. The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! 4. Pull the pin and count to what? You see...just one liners. Forget it! Sheesh!
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 3:38 PM EST
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This Chick is Growing on me!!!!!!!!!!
You sure your Married????
BTW who ware's the Pants in this Family?
Hog
esplendidoschick Offline
#6 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 3:44 PM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
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My husband wears the pants. Always has. Always will. And I wouldn't have it any other way. We've been married 17 years and are extremely happy!
usahog Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 3:53 PM EST
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That is Great to Hear Chick, that is the Way to be anyways... Your Hubby is one Happy Camper I can tell!!!!
Hog
Slimboli Offline
#8 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 4:25 AM EST
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Geeze Hog ... you're acting just like a school boy discovering his first love. I'm embarrased ...
esplendidoschick Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 9:08 AM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Puh-leeezzzz! Whatever! At least SOME people are happy around here...I would hate to be so miserable or embarrassed...
esplendidoschick Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 11:33 AM EST
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AND NOW, BACK TO OUR SUBJECT: Famous Last Words...I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Slimboli Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 1:36 PM EST
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I guess 'chick hasn't figured out sarcasm yet ... oh yeah ... that's right ... she's blonde. Case closed ...
esplendidoschick Offline
#12 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 2:40 PM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Ya know, bullies are usually trying to make up for some serious inadequacies. What's yours? Thank God I'm not YOUR wife! My condolences to her. I'm through playing your stupid, boring game, especially since it's totally unwarranted. You want to push buttons, go push someone elses. POOF!!! Case closed...
Slimboli Offline
#13 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 2:57 PM EST
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... like I said ... hasn't figured out sarcasm yet, or just can't take it ... oh well, don't let the door hit you in the a** on the way out ...
Slimboli Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 3:01 PM EST
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... oh, and by the way, I'm just playing YOUR game. That's my contribution to 'famous last words' ...
esplendidoschick Offline
#15 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 4:20 PM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Here's my complete list...Famous Last Words:

I'll get a world record for this.

It's fireproof.

He's probably just hibernating.

What does this button do?

It's probably just a rash.

Are you sure the power is off?

Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

Pull the pin and count to what?

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms.

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

Let it down slowly
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2000, 11:06 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I did not have sexual relations with miss lewinsky.
wanyburger Offline
#17 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2000, 2:35 PM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
I got it! Cohibachick is really Yogi berra!!! JK. My famous last words are STOP BEATING THE GODDAMN HORSE, HE'S DEAD ALREADY!!! i'm done. I feel better now.
usahog Offline
#18 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2000, 3:01 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
My Famouse last words... Welcome Back Wany!!!!!!!!!
hehehehehehehehehehe!!!!!
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