Somehow, I don't think you really did the bad deed...DID YOU!!!??? I think it's all for added drama to the story...
But I was thinking that the title of this thread shouldn't have been "Evil women"...but instead "P.O.S. Husband"...if you REALLY did it!
But then I realized that IF you did the nasty with your wife's relative (even a "step" relative is still related), well then SHE is indeed an evil woman to betray her step-sister...no excuses from you...only time and MAJOR apologies (which might include very well thought out, meaningful offering) from you.
As for the sister, well, ****, I'd just have to beat her ass. She'd be so ugly that NOBODY would ever want her again. Yes, I advocate violence when warranted. And this IMO is extremely warranted...go ahead, flame me on this one. Frankly, that's just the way it is.
If you are more concerned about your cigars than anything else here, you can send your humi to me and I'll baby it along...another thing, since she likes to hit it where it hurts, maybe you could retaliate by cutting up her credit cards. Ok, she can always get replacements, but what a hassle! You too can be replaced! LOL!
As far as the car goes...did you ever see The Tom Green show where he painted the hood of his mom's car with a lesbo scene? Pretty funny!
Better behave buddy!