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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 9:15 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
That's all you men seem to think about! All you want to do is play, smoke, have sex, eat, etc. With no regard for the woman of the house! I think it's disgusting how you constantly...oh no...gotta go.......HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT MY COMPUTER??? HAVEN'T I TOLD YOU NOT TO...YOU'VE ALREADY LOGGED ON, HAVEN'T YOU? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME YOU DID THIS? (yes...) WELL, DO YOU WANT TO HAVE TO WEAR MAKEUP AND SUNGLASSES AGAIN??? DO YOU?? (no..) THEN MAY I SUGGEST YOU ASSUME THE POSITION. THAT'S RIGHT. UH HUH. YEAH RIGHT THERE. AND OVER THERE. THAT'S IT. YOU MISSED A SPOT. OK, NOW PUT THE BROOM DOWN AND WASH THE DISHES. (yes dear. sorry dear) HEY, IS MY VOICE-TYPER ON?????????
usahog Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 1:35 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
uuuummmmm Accuse me wtf was this??? ummmm tailgait
usahog Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 1:44 PM EST
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uuuummmmm Accuse me wtf was this??? ummmm tailgater.. Are you a Women by chance? have ya had a few to many?
are you Tailgater's soon to be ex-wife/ex-GF??
is PMS= Pack-My-Suitcase setting in here??
Ok NM I dont wanna know. I have spent to much thought on this already.. Time to move on to something pleasing!!!!!
Oh Yea Guy's btw I kicked my GF to the Curb a few weeks ago she was Complaining to much about the time I dont spend at home!! on her way out, I explained to her
Someone has to pay the Bill's around here and since she wasn't working I was spending the Time I was to be home!!!! Making up that little extra that comes in Handy!!! She has been getting alot of conversation in with me lately tho.. its my Voice on the Answering machine.....hehehehe.. I think she likes it!!!!!
rookie139 Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 3:05 PM EST
Joined: 03-02-2000
Posts: 2,149
Um....uh....O...K...(?)
rookie139 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 3:06 PM EST
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Posts: 2,149
Sorry....For a minute there, I thought I logged on to www.rickilake.com :)
rookie139 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Sep 22 2000, 3:06 PM EST
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Posts: 2,149
Sorry....For a minute there, I thought I logged on to www.rickilake.com :)
shooter Offline
#7 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 5:48 AM EST
Joined: 05-11-2000
Posts: 150
Tailgater...You're suppose to say "NO" to drugs.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Sep 23 2000, 6:33 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Just say "Yo". Sorry for the brain fart. won't happen again.
Slimboli Offline
#9 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 4:33 AM EST
Joined: 07-09-2000
Posts: 16,139
tailgater ... are you female?
esplendidoschick Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Sep 24 2000, 8:15 PM EST
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Oh God, here we go again!!! I'm just being a smart a$$, hehe!
tailgater Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2000, 11:00 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
If I am female, I'm fugly. No, not female. Just ignore the failed attempt to simulate domestic hostility in order to squelch earlier comments regading same. Get it?
wanyburger Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Sep 25 2000, 2:21 PM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
nope.
baumfr Offline
#13 Posted: Sat, Sep 30 2000, 2:17 PM EST
Joined: 01-04-2000
Posts: 12
I got it and thought it was rather clever. Good job.
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Sun, Oct 1 2000, 9:38 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
apparently this site doesn't allow for "clever". I must resort to slap-stick for now on..."buurrrp !"
wanyburger Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2000, 1:49 PM EST
Joined: 07-21-1999
Posts: 665
now that's funny!!
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Mon, Oct 2 2000, 5:24 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
I have yet to perfect my "pie in the face" sound effect in typeface. When I do, beware!
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