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Hansen Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 03-11-2000
Posts: 444
To: Technical Support:
Subject: Software Problems

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!!

Thanks, Joe.

Dear Joe:

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING
SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained. It is
impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You can not go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child Support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to
enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support
usahog Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
Hey Hans... Good One there!!!!!!!!
took me a long time to relize what Bachlorisim was but I wont let it go now!!!!!!!!!
Laterzzzzzzzz
Hog
hegemonic Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2000
Posts: 1,294
program sometimes shuts down for no reason at all! I get an error message "Illegal Operation Performed - Girlfriend 7.0 shutting down" Does anyone else experience this? I'm thinking of spending more time running Girlfriend 7.1.
esplendidoschick Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 09-22-2000
Posts: 417
Hansen...I'm forwarding that to my e-mail so I can send it to a few buds...that is the funniest damned thing I've seen in a long time, well, that and the picture of Hubcap! BTW, as an installed and properly running Wife 1.0 who WILL never need upgrading, and as a florist who sees a lot of guys in the doghouse ESPECIALLY now that football's back, I would highly recommend and reiterate the manual's instruction to install additional software of Flowers 2.1 version Roses 12.0. Works every time! p.s. forget the Chocolate 5.0, unless you're into women with big asses! Trust me! HAHHAH
mtsheron Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 04-29-2000
Posts: 528
Should have bought a Gateway system to run Wife 1.0. Has a go back feature to pinpoint any time in the past to the second and reconstructs that operating system and the harddrive we guys seem to say goes limp after marriage. Works wonders and you can pick out that special time exact so you never lose it again! Then again I must hurry this message before the wife see's me typing it. Later guys and gals.
usahog Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
I do not think I want the Gateway Model either!!!
that Go Back feature is dangerous!!! its a Mirror Image
of the Hard Drive and those are like "Mother-In-Laws"
are they not??? No Thanks!!!!
I'm Loving the Single Life!!!!
ever seen the look on the womens face during conversation... I ask Can you cook!!!(pick up line)
I get why do you ask that??? all the time
I tell them I am trying to decide weather your staying till morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laterzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hog
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