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tarheel4lyf Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 10 2002, 6:31 PM EST
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Top Ten Surprises In The 12,000-Page Iraqi Declaration


10. First 5,000 pages are kind of wordy

9. The inspirational foreword by Larry King

8. Iraq's most dangerous weapon: a rocket-powered goat

7. Using Saddam's system, fans are 80 percent more successful when betting against the spread in interconference games

6. At several points "plutonium" is crossed out and "chocolate milk" is written in

5. The whimsical cartoon character "Blinky" who introduces each chapter

4. Hilarious joke about Saddam's mother-in-law's meatloaf and weapons of mass destruction

3. For a while Tariq Aziz wrestled under name "Iron Sheik"

2. Declaration number one -- Bon Jovi rules!

1. More fun than Al Gore's new book
eleltea Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 2:46 AM EST
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....inspirational forwrd by Larry King....lmao
tarheel4lyf Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 2:53 AM EST
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That was from Letterman.
Charlie Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 5:46 AM EST
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What surprises me is that it is not endorsed by Babs Striesand, Marty Sheen, Alex Baldwin (amazed me that he played the role of Jimmy Doolittle in Pearl Harbor with his anti war sentiments), and a few more of our illustrious American Celebrities!

Charlie
tarheel4lyf Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 2:06 PM EST
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Let's not forget about old Marty in Apocalypse now.
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