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usahog Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 11:22 AM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
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Driving to my office this morning on California Interstate #5 near Laguna Woods, I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup! I looked away for a few seconds, and when I looked back, there she was halfway over in my lane, still working on her eye liner. It scared me so bad I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Creme out of my other hand! In all the confusion, of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call!


DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!

E-Chick Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 12:18 PM EST
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That's funny!
tarheel4lyf Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Dec 11 2002, 1:53 PM EST
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
Thanks. I needed that. My first laugh of the day.
550025 Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2002, 3:16 PM EST
Joined: 08-08-2001
Posts: 153
LMAO. Very funny post.

KV
Mr.Mean Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Dec 12 2002, 7:44 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
This too is a hoax. Hog's just testing you guys. He does not live in the LA area.
tailgater Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Dec 13 2002, 2:50 PM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
This is why I don't let my wife drive.

Besides, it's a well known fact that the "Y" chromosome is necessary to properly parallel park...
gavinsca Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 7:01 PM EST
Joined: 12-17-2002
Posts: 3
You're an optimist - I can take a car into a 100+mph controlled 4-wheel skid, but cannot parallel-park to save my a$$...
CulleyJC52 Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Dec 18 2002, 9:01 PM EST
Joined: 09-25-2002
Posts: 369
It's not just women, it's california commuters

I live in ca for 12 years, had to commute downtown LA for 7 years.

I saw guys shaving, people eating a bowl of cheerios, yes make up too, reading newpapers/magazines, etc.,

On my way home from the beach, my girl friend gave me , uhhhhhhhh, never mind.

Anyway, thank god I lived there before the advent of cellphones.
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