The top ten strategies for dealing with a dead horse
1. Buy a stronger whip
2. Change riders
3. Appoint a committee to study the horse
4. Find a team to revive the horse
5. Send out a memo declaring the horse really isn't dead
6. Hire an expensive consultant to find the real problem
7. Harness several dead horses together for increased speed and efficiency
8. Rewrite the standard definition of "live" horse
9. Declare the horse better, faster and cheaper when dead.
10. Promote the horse to supervisory position
Hope this answers your many questions regarding this subject