On my Birthday last week my lovely wife gave me a cigar caddy loaded with some nice cigars (Opus, Anejo, Padron, and other rare Fuentes).
So to keep in line I bought a box of Bucanero Peg Legs for myself for "Her" birthday, which was yesterday. Being the nice guy that I am, I also offered to store them and smoke them for her so she woudln't have to bother with anything.
She said that she thought the Peg Legs would go very well with her new gold necklace! DOH!
Barry