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SANTA SMOKES WHAT?
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Intel Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 10:34 AM EST
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If assuming Santa is living in the U.S. what if his smoke of choice and why? I think it would be a Santa Damiana for obvious reasons.
CJBully Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 10:37 AM EST
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Cohiba Esplendido Habana

He will be out of US airspace long enough to enjoy a couple of them!

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Mr.Mean Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 10:48 AM EST
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Reindeer rockets!
efm Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 11:21 AM EST
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Good question. When I look at the kind of Christmas presents I rate it's like jolly ol Santa don't notice how very very good I've been. "Hey Santa, whata you been smoking?"
huskey Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 11:22 AM EST
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I bet he smokes a crack pipe so he can deal with Mrs. Claus and all those f#$%^g elves.
BMW Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 11:58 AM EST
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Santa has a long white beard, he's a pacifist.

Santa wears a red suit, he's a communist.

I wonder what he's smoking in his pipe?

Frank Zappa
RknRmnd Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 12:16 PM EST
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Whatever he wants! LOL
have a very Merry Christmas everyone!
RJ
tsmith283 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 1:55 PM EST
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Cuban....shmooban...Santa's got his own blend. Smooth as North Pole ice, and strong enough to make reindeer fly. Hey, those elves can make anything. (LOL)
mhollowa Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 2:39 PM EST
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...if my memory serves me it was a burl with Flying Dutchman, but that was years ago and he might have changed.
SteveS Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 4:26 PM EST
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If we are to believe Clement Moore in his "A Vist From St. Nicholas", commonly known as "Twas The Night Before Christmas", Santa smokes a pipe, not a cigar ...

"The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;"

Though we are not told what sort of blend Santa might be putting in that pipe ...
RZiems Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Dec 24 2002, 8:36 PM EST
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Impressive SteveS. I read that to my kids before they went to sleep. Interesting little Bio on Mr. Moore too.
rayder1 Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Dec 25 2002, 9:32 AM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
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Black Cavendish. Easily Available.
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