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Please use an ashtry in Texas
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Spiny Norman Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 7:24 AM EST
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From the travel section of the Dallas Morning News.

When a new visitor to Texas walked into the gainesville Travel info ctr., counselor Cindy Walker was about to tell him you can't smoke in the building. Then she noticed the real problem: The man's hair was on fire.
According to the Texas Travel Log, he had tucked his cigar behind his ear after thinking he had put it out. Ms. Walker calmly pointed out evidence to the contrary, and the traveler snuffed himself out.
jreddoch Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 9:21 AM EST
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Now THAT'S being too attached to a cigar!
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 10:20 AM EST
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BHAWAHHAHAHAH!
GranpaTex Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 2:26 PM EST
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He must have been from Oklahoma !!
cayman2b Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 3:16 PM EST
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Mus'ta been an Acid..
He,he
JonR Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 4:02 PM EST
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Musta had BIG ears ! lol JonR
rjdc Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 1 2003, 1:23 AM EST
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Musta been a real dog rocket if he couldn't notice the difference between burning hair and a half smoked cigar!
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