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jreddoch Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 2:56 AM EST
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Can you please send me a dab of your "genetic material"? I am a Raelian in good standing and plan to clone a mutant from your genes spliced with those of slimboli. Begun this clone war has!
Slimboli Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 4:39 AM EST
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... doesn't this belong on the 'MISCELLANEOUS' board?

... besides, if you splice DNA from to different people together, it's not a clone.

It's what we do naturally ... ;^)
jreddoch Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 5:07 AM EST
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I guess it should have gone on MISC, but I needed a slimbolispank to cheer me up. I figured it was unlikely that you and e would reproduce naturally so I'm hiring the Raelians to produce slimbochick!!!
Slimboli Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 5:29 AM EST
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LOL!
Mr.Mean Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 6:25 AM EST
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God have mercy on us.
Slimboli Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 6:41 AM EST
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Let's see ...

... the child would be a narcissistic, opinionated, self righteous and self-centered loud mouth egotistical know-it-all suck-up, that would turn everything into some kind of sexual innuendo and would be on every medication known to mankind ...

... and would be forever in turmoil with his/her dual personalities.
GTofMurphy Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 6:50 AM EST
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Slim,
But what traits would the child get from E-Chick?
You left yourself open on that one.
JonR Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 7:02 AM EST
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GT : Offhand I could think of two. JonR
jreddoch Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 7:14 AM EST
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Hmmmm, a child with two heads. I like it....
jreddoch Offline
#10 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 7:16 AM EST
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BTW, slim I was just fooling around as bored minds are apt to do. I take no responsibility for any **** storm between you and e, though I will happily watch.
tarheel4lyf Offline
#11 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 7:31 AM EST
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What cigar would you smoke while performing the procedure?




(there's the cigar related part)
Slimboli Offline
#12 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 8:16 AM EST
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GTofMurphy --- what fun would life be, if we couldn't poke fun at ourselves now and then?
jreddoch Offline
#13 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 9:20 AM EST
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tarheel, a good question. What would a mad scientist (or failed Chiropractor) smoke? Anybody have a suggestion?
Slimboli Offline
#14 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 10:09 AM EST
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... rum soaked 'crooks'?
E-Chick Offline
#15 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 10:19 AM EST
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Jim: I'll send you mine if you send me yours! And we all know the answer to what you'd be smoking...the ganga, mon! Big, red, hairy, buds...

And Slim: Exactly what medications ARE you on? That many?

The closest thing to meds that I'm on is aromatherapy shower gel...LOL!

Almost famous...btw, where IS Leon!!!???



RobertParrott Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 12:07 PM EST
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jreddoch,

Are you making a clone or clown.....hmmmmm ?lol JK
Slimboli Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 12:42 PM EST
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RobertParrott --- I guess you haven't seen the latest photo's that I posted of myself. Try looking up 'E-Chick ... I'm Ready' and 'RDC --- Now ... THIS is SCARY!!!' Both fit right in with your post ...

E-Chick --- no meds for me, but one can only wish ... can't I? LOL! I need a new drug ...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 12:52 PM EST
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jreddoch

what is a failed chiropracter.

one who can't get things straight?

one who can't seem to balance people?

or just a guy who flunked out on his first written exam and spelled it kiropracter?
jreddoch Offline
#19 Posted: Tue, Dec 31 2002, 1:07 PM EST
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One that went bankrupt withing 5 years of graduation.
[email protected] Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Jan 1 2003, 5:20 PM EST
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Paging E-Chick is like writing 666 on your forehead, sleeping with your Mother-in-Law, and waking up from a drunken stupor in the back of a pickup truck in a Mississippi corn field with a black eye, sore throat, lips covered with vaseline, and ya' can't find your underwear!!!
jreddoch Offline
#21 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 1:50 AM EST
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How'd you know about that?!
eleltea Offline
#22 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 2:03 AM EST
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Why only 2 E-Chicks? Why not clone one for each member of the board, and two for Slimboli?
jreddoch Offline
#23 Posted: Thu, Jan 2 2003, 3:17 AM EST
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eleltea, we could start a franchise: echicks4u!

2 E's for slimboli? When would he have time to post or enjoy a cigar?
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