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Todog Offline
#51 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 11:22 AM EST
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Somehow, I knew the good Doctor would put a political spin with this thread!
Sonny_LSU Offline
#52 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 11:24 AM EST
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I have to agree with the good doctor on this one, guys.
dmjdc Offline
#53 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 11:40 AM EST
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Please drop this topic...happy new year E-chick.
E-Chick Offline
#54 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 12:10 PM EST
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Boy, oh boy!

It sure is a good thing that you anti-cleavage guys aren't friends of mine...'cause this is how I look on a daily basis.

I guess though, that as a 'friend', you'd be the first to point out my inadequecies (or abundance, in this case) that didn't suit YOU!

Cool, only if it's a recipricol relationship, which from your comments, doesn't appear possible...

Let's see all of YOUR mugs in YOUR daily wardrobe...I bet I could find something I didn't like but was kind enough to REFRAIN for cutting down!

After looking at some of YOUR old pic posts...I could find plenty, but if you notice (and you know who I'm talking to), I didn't say anything derrogatory about you, your look, your choice of clothing, etc...

No doubt that I could wear anything, and I'm sure you'd find a way to criticize/complain/whine...it's in your natures.

Let me clarify something...

...I've NEVER gotten dressed for the day, with any of YOU on my mind, anticipating being in a photo with my cleavage (or as Iron Bar so respectfully and eloquently put it, "half your tits hanging out") as the FOCAL point of my persona/character/being/self or whatever else it is that makes us, well, US!

I wear what is stylish and/or comfortable to me, as I'm sure you do as well...so happens that I only own TWO turtleneck sweaters (which may be more to YOUR liking) and rarely get the chance (weatherwise) to wear one...

But, alas, in B.F.E. where you're from, the women apparantly wear burlap sacks (or maybe one of those Muslim burkas) as to not arouse (pun intended) anything suspicious. Like her own cleavage.

Only question is: How do you make them wear it?










A: Over their heads...

If you don't make them wear the burka, then the rest of their wardrobe must certainly consist of plaid button down shirts worn over wool turtlneck sweaters...then all covered up with over-alls, and a thrift shop jacket...don't forget the work boots...God knows some of you have foot fetishes!

I appreciate honesty, humor and playfulness, and even sarcastic humor, but outright, uncalled for rudeness and assinine comments only goes to show that there truly is a problem deep down that you have against me - personally.

I could defend myself from your cruel remarks 'til my dying day, and you'll never get it nor care to. Others here could speak out as they have on my behalf (even though I appreciate it, I don't need it) and you'd still not get it. Maybe that's it...you DON'T GET IT!? Can't lash out at the little woman at home, so hey, let's target Marla!

Well guess what? I have every right to post here, as you do. You'll never censor me, nor prevent me from posting pics of myself with my family and/or friends that I want to share with fellow Cigarbidders.

If I find a pic relevant or that I feel may bring some light-hearted pleasure, then I'll post it. It's up to CBid approve/disapprove them. This is a bulletin board and I'm fully aware that it is for comments and remarks.

(I wasn't aware that I could just post a pic or thought and not have anyone comment on it Slim. And, yes, it's nice being telepathic and knowing what the comments will be...but, lashing out suits you better than me!)

Too bad that you will never really know me or my husband. I'm confident in saying that we are both great friends to have...

And once again, especially after the death of my dad last month, I (and Mike) want to wish you the best (as was intended here - one of the first days since his passing that I felt some sense of happiness) and we look forward to happier times and new friends in the coming year.

Life is too short to sweat the small stuff, eh?

Hug your kids, kiss your spouse and give your mom and dad a call...it's never too late to say I love you!

Marla
Slimboli Offline
#55 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 1:46 PM EST
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Woo-baby ... Look at her go!

I know where Marla's 'button's' are ... and know just how to 'push' the right ones to get her going ...

... and it looks like a few others here have found them too!

Hehehehehe!

Marla, I still say you're 'easy' ... ;^)
tarheel4lyf Offline
#56 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 1:57 PM EST
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I resent the Doc's remarks! I'm a 28 year old sexually deprived boy!
Slimboli Offline
#57 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 1:58 PM EST
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... and give us all a break. No one else here is that dense, and I would especially hope that you aren't.

You have posted more picures of yourself here than anyone else has ... and you have read all the comments those have generated.

The thought has had to cross your mind when you submit a photo to this forum (who cares when or why it was taken, and the circumstances surrounding it) ... that someone is going to say, "oh ... it's E-Chick again saying look at me!"

... you are the one who presses the submit button.

jreddoch Offline
#58 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 2:06 PM EST
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Now you see why I never post pictures of myself. I doubt you cretins could appreciate my fine Wal-Mart Hawaiian shirts. ;)



eleltea Offline
#59 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 3:00 PM EST
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I have learned a lot from this post. I am no longer considering posting the nude photo of myself that won all the awards. And, please, Xibbumbero, no begging. My mind is made up.
RknRmnd Offline
#60 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 10-16-2001
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A high 5 to Marla, In lieu of recent events, I find it takes an amazing person to take the personal loss and handle it as you have. You truely have a great husband and and family for support. It often suprises me why people are so shallow and narrow minded. It's obvious that you didn't snap the shot. It's the same mambie pambie people that go home, criticize their mates and wonder why their lives are so miserable. Guess it makes them feel good about themselves.
Personally, I applaud any woman that cares enough to dress and take care of herself like a woman. You are a beautiful woman and strong emotionally as well. Don't let the small minds polute what makes you a unique individual. By the way happy belated New Years to You, Mike, your daughter and son.
RJ
Slimboli Offline
#61 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 5:03 PM EST
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RknRmnd --- and how long have you been posting (lurking) here?

It doesn't seem you know that much about the history of this type of 'banter' between E-Chick and her 'followers'. This has been going on at these forums for a very long time ... years.

So long in fact, that E-Chick surely know's ... that a great deal of the flack she gets from MOST of the people here, is done 'all in fun' just to get her going ...

... but she sometimes loses sight of that ...

We all know E-Chick didn't take the picture (and thank you for pointing out the obvious), but she does make the ultimate decision in what she decides to 'throw to the hounds' ... LOL!

... and she also knows that as long as she does it, there will be those here who will continue to make their little comments.
southernsupreme Offline
#62 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 6:00 PM EST
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I just stumbled across this board a few weeks ago while searching for calle ocho cigars... caribbean cigar rocks!, well...rocked : (
Never been much of a chat or forum guy, now I have to check ths site out about twice a day.

E-Chick, Like Billy Crystal once said;
"Daaling, its not how good you feel, but how good you look, and daaaling, yooou looook maaaaaavalous!" : )

Happy new year to all.


RknRmnd Offline
#63 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 6:28 PM EST
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Slim Thank you for acknowledging... I am quite certain Marla can take care of herself. My response was not directed at any single individual other than E-Chick. As for me (lurking) on cbid.. over a year but try not to draw too much attention. Thank you again for noticing..lol If you need to analyze me, I'm sure there is much to criticize. Thanks again for sharing and Happy belated New Years to you and everyone else as well!
RJ
[email protected] Offline
#64 Posted: Sat, Jan 4 2003, 8:08 PM EST
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... ummmm yea ....

- so, er ... ummm.... Marla -

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
justforfun Offline
#65 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2003, 9:37 AM EST
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Marla : You GO girl!!!! At least you've got the guts (yes guys, guts) to post photos of yourself. I don't think many, if any, of the male board members are ready to subject themselves to such scrutiny. On a dare, let's see some photos of you guys (real ones - not baby photos) who readily cast aspersions. For myself, I enjoy seeing Marla's photos --- Gosh, I love America and HATE Burkas.

Eleltea: Show us the photo!!!
[email protected] Offline
#66 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2003, 6:01 PM EST
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don't include me in there - I've shown my face -
E-Chick Offline
#67 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2003, 6:28 PM EST
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That was your face?


[rim-shot]
[email protected] Offline
#68 Posted: Sun, Jan 5 2003, 6:30 PM EST
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...you like rim jobs? er., ummm... shots I mean?
Iron Bar Offline
#69 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2003, 11:12 AM EST
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I'm sitting here reading this multi-paragraph diatribe from E-Chick, laughing my ass off!

You have absolutely no clue do you? You took my initial post, read way too much into it, and decided to charge down that slipery slope, "Damn the torpedoes! Full steam ahead!"

So I'll write this out in plain, simple English for you E-Chick, and I sincerely hope you read it slow so you'll get it this time around: My initial post was written tounge-in-cheeck. If you don't know what that means, have your hubby explain it to you for God's sake. (Or for ours, I don't care).

As for all the blathering in your second to last post, I suggest speaking to your doctor about a referral to licensed clinical psychologist. You're clearly exhibiting multiple symptoms of a Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Your grandiose sense of self-importance coupled with arrogant, haughty behaviors demonstrates a clear cry for help. Seek help quick.
Slimboli Offline
#70 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2003, 1:37 PM EST
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Ahhhhhhh ... it's nice to sit back and see others voicing the same sentiments that I (and others here) have been touting for years now...

... hehehe!

Smile E-Chick, and take a deep breath ...
GetYourOwn Offline
#71 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 7:57 AM EST
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I believe E_Chick when she says that this is an outfit she wears daily. I think it is bad that many of you think she posted it to show off her breasts. Basically you are blaming her because you are so immature that you can't look at a female without trying to see down her shirt.

I think it is rude for you to blame her for your one-track mind.

I am addicted to breasts but I go to places where the women are aware of what I am staring at to see them.

I did a test of this pic on a 60 yr old rancher,co-worker. I showed him the picture and he said, "What a babe." Then I went to a web site to check our stocks and out of the blue he said,"I haven't seen utters like that since I milked Daisy."

Stop blaming E-Chick for our caveman reflexes that some of you can not control.

Happy New Year to you also.
Iron Bar Offline
#72 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 10:20 AM EST
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Hey GetYourOwn,

I'll write this out in plain, simple English for you, and I sincerely hope you read it slow so you'll get it this time around: My initial post was written tounge-in-cheeck. If you don't know what that means, have your mommy explain it to you for God's sake. (Or for ours, I don't care).
E-Chick Offline
#73 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 10:50 AM EST
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Geez, how do we reset his ego button...it keeps going off! [this is the part of the post where you insert the tongue in cheek for the simpletons that are trying to follow along]

Of COURSE dumb-bell's line was tongue (correct English spelling, again for those trying to follow along) in cheek, but it was STILL a stupid and rude thing to say.

And in his 2nd post, it clearly wasn't tongue in cheek, not even foot in mouth, but head up his ass.

He then proceeded to dig in deeper and not only ridicule me, but others...damn, where's that button!

Hey, btw, can't wait to see some *current* pics of you...
RDC Offline
#74 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 11:46 AM EST
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Marla, thanks for the peep show!

I finally figured it out. This was a "gimme"
Just right click on the pic and hit Alt F12 and her top drops, exposing... well lets just say that Mike is a lucky man.

Thanks again.
Lowman Offline
#75 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 11:57 AM EST
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Gotta hand it to ya E... You know what you're in for when you post a pic like this, but you keep postin' them. You got guts!! You can take it AND dish it out!! Being new... I'm not gettin involved, just wanted to say I like your pics. Keep postin'. That's all.

Low
Sonny_LSU Offline
#76 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 12:03 PM EST
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One thing I find awefully funny is the jab Iron will take at E when he is equally to blame cheese rolling his sleaves (garden posing).....and, ya' know what? Her chest is much more impressive than those summer sausages you're sporting! 22" doesn't mean squat if your body fat is up there! Chief, one piece of advise: Lift and stop runnin' your mouth at the gym.
justforfun Offline
#77 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 8:46 PM EST
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Hey Iron: I couldn't help but see your repeated reference to "plain simple English" --- by the way, what is a "tounge?"

LMAO
Todog Offline
#78 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 3:04 AM EST
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Tounge is French for **** thus: ****-in-cheek! Iron Bar has been outed!
[email protected] Offline
#79 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 3:54 AM EST
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.... I'm just sitting back; casually licking my eyebrows .... and waiting for this to get better ...

p.s. Think Gonz would let me post a pic of a tattoo that I've got on my butt?
Slimboli Offline
#80 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 4:42 AM EST
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What ... the two W's (one on each cheek)???

WOW !!!
[email protected] Offline
#81 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 5:03 AM EST
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naugh - just a Black Panther ...

- about 10" in length ...
Iron Bar Offline
#82 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:04 AM EST
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Oh my goodness! One simple typo and suddenly E-chick is so much smarter than dumb ole' me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

You STILL don't get it! Of course I'm not surprised given the fact that you're as blonde as a proverbial dumb-blonde joke.

Like I said before E-chick, (the "E" must be for emotional), my initial post was written TONGUE-in cheek. (Better?) Since you're obviously too stupid to crack a dictionary, I'll give you the definition:

Tongue-in-cheek adj. Meant or expressed ironically or facetiously.

And again, since you're too stupid to crack a dictionary:

Facetious adj. Playfully jocular; humorous and flippant.

So you see Emotional-chick, my initial post was meant to be a playfully flip remark. One to evoke a humorous reaction. It is you who decided to charge down a different path by getting so defensive. Did we hit a little close to the mark? Were you a slut in college and now trying to clean up your image? I suppose I could have lightened up on my second post, but I wanted to see what you were really made of. Now we know! You're nothing but a volcanically PMS'ing nitwit. Happy nude-jeer!

P.S. Your cigar box handbags are still trendy and damn ugly.
Charlie Offline
#83 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:17 AM EST
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Hey Iron, you like playing with fire and keep coming back for more---we salute you for your bravado!

Hang in there man, and don't let some little chick one up you!! LOL, chuckle and throw more fuel to the fire!

Charlie
RDC Offline
#84 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:30 AM EST
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Back off Iron Head.

You have gone way to far. Your comments about her college days are way out of line.

Your are not much of a gentleman.
Lowman Offline
#85 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:36 AM EST
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Come on guys... lighten up !! OK now.. GROUP HUG...

Low

PS. I still can't find the car!!
Charlie Offline
#86 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:41 AM EST
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If you find the car, you get a free pack of CBid matches!!!

Charlie
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#87 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 6:53 AM EST
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Note to self:

"Must see movie Evolution"
Iron Bar Offline
#88 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 9:25 AM EST
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Lowman, I'd be more than happy to drop this silly little flame war. But if E-chick wants to do the dozens then bring it on.
SteveS Offline
#89 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 10:31 AM EST
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I, for one, am sick to death of this and other flame wars ... they detract from the forum.

A little humor is a good and welcome thing ... all the rest of this crap is just too much ... those who're supposedly willing to drop the flame war should simply do so ... we can only hope the rest find a new and different forum on which to wage their battles ...
Tobasco Offline
#90 Posted: Wed, Jan 8 2003, 10:47 AM EST
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Steve, you are right! Boy I'm glad its someone else this time! I'm trying to be a good boy :>)

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