Scientific Cigar Calculus 101
Currriculum:
Week I Ring Gauge; accurate measurement, from Caliper to Laser, including lab on shrinkage [factoring age, temp, RH, and ice-cold showers. Guilt-free dryboxing.
Week II Length; From Petite Corona to A Size. Opus xXx vs. the English hothouse cucumber. Will a vacuum pumping device turn a Robusto into a Double Corona? And what would be the effect on draw? Quantitative Analysis, including guest appearance demonstration of technique by foremost expert, Dr. A. Xibbumbero, PhD, Blue Fox U.
Week III Taste Bud Matrix; How micro layers of tar, coffee residue, the aenesthetic effect of alcohol, and encapsulated rotifiers between gum and tooth affect neuro-synaptic transmission to taste receptors in cortex; tar composition; flossing; tongue scraper how-to's. Includes lunch at the Y on Friday.
Week IV Field Lab - The Alcohol Effect; The Monica Effect; Statistically likely outcome of loudly praising Castro in a South Miami Bar while jet-flaming a Cohiba Habano.
Week V and beyond - Pends outcome of Week IV