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SteveS Offline
#51 Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2002, 6:21 AM EST
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if, when going on vacation, your carry-on luggage is devoted to carrying your cigars
PMoreno349 Offline
#52 Posted: Tue, Sep 24 2002, 12:46 PM EST
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If you consider cigar smoking a legitimate hobby.
knaccachian Offline
#53 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2002, 6:24 AM EST
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when planning your cross-country move, you convince your SO to take the kids and fly ahead so you can drive cross-country with your humidors/cigars safely in the back seat of the car instead of on the truck bringing your household goods.
mhollowa Offline
#54 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2002, 8:14 AM EST
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...you miss the first fifteen minutes of West Wing's season premier because you don't want to waste a single puff on a Flor de Los Reyes robusto.
bullwinkle Offline
#55 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2002, 10:00 AM EST
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...You prefer to drive your POS to Dallas over a ride in a fully loaded 40ft RV (with fully stocked fride and bar) because you can't smoke in it...

...said trip to Dallas is only 3 days long, yet you are taking 2 full humidors with you to ride shotgun...
SteveS Offline
#56 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2002, 10:34 AM EST
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LOL at Bullwinkle ...

I took clothes for 10 days and four humi's containing more than 100 smokes when I went on an 9 day vacation last month ... guess I might be considered an addict, huh?
bullwinkle Offline
#57 Posted: Thu, Sep 26 2002, 11:00 AM EST
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I think we all are...I'm kickin myself for turnin down the RV for this trip, as I just found out that 45 is downtown to 1 lane outside Corsicanna...But on the plus note, thats gonna give me a good 3-4 hours of quality smoke time!
kaikai1102 Offline
#58 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2003, 1:55 PM EST
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Came upon this string, made my day at work seem better. Although a newbie, I can definitely relate to a couple...
tarheel4lyf Offline
#59 Posted: Mon, Jan 6 2003, 2:15 PM EST
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If you actually read each and every reply to this thread.
RJPrestridge Offline
#60 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 2:41 AM EST
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... and then add to it

your daily 20 minute session in the hot tub doubles to accomodate that robusto...
TxRedneck Offline
#61 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 3:16 AM EST
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Hey, I have 2 redbone hounds, and one IS named Rosado!
TxRedneck
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#62 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 4:23 AM EST
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You think safe sex is having an ashtray on the headboard.

You had to remove a cigar for your wedding pictures.

You've ever used your humidor/cigar collection as collateral for a loan.

The property value of your trailer goes up and down
depending on how many cigars are in your humidor.

CBid sends you an e-mail for New Year's.

Your front door doesn't have a lock, but your humidor does.

Half of the clothes you own have Cigar LOGOS on them.

Your humidor cost more than the engagement ring you gave to your wife.

You can change the oil in your truck without removing your cigar.

Your wife & kids made you a humidor for Father's Day.

THL Offline
#63 Posted: Tue, Jan 7 2003, 8:20 AM EST
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You stood outside in the snow and freezing rain twice last night, once for 35 minutes and once for 50 minutes and when your wife says,"Get in here willya, you look like an **** out there," and you say "OK, in a minute, it's really not that bad, Hon."
dkademujohn Offline
#64 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2003, 4:40 PM EST
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If your son uses your discarded glass tubes for his "science" projects

If you're stopped at the Oklahoma airport security check and cry when your cutter and favorite butaine lighter are confiscated...AND you contemplating if you can "take" the security guard who is walking away with it!!!

If your son knows it's "quiet time" when Mommy has her cigars!!!

You lite up anyway...and don't care if all the females at the deck party next door are looking at you and whispering...cause you KNOW all the spouses are wishing they could hang out on YOUR deck!!!
E-Chick Offline
#65 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2003, 5:34 PM EST
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A girl after my own heart! Love it!

Sorry 'bout the airport thing...
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#66 Posted: Thu, Jan 9 2003, 6:05 PM EST
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oooh la la -

two girls AND cigars .... hehehe ....

dkademujohn Offline
#67 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 12:52 AM EST
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Yeah...the airport thing was bad...the lighter was a gift from my best friend...what made it worse, the security guy that took it, is walking away flicking it open and close...I'd bet an ISOM it didn't make it to the "confiscated lighters" box!!! I was doing 3 cities in 4 days...that happened the first city!!! Imagine...a travel humidor full of cigars and no cutter or lighter...corrected the situation in LA!
dkademujohn Offline
#68 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 12:58 AM EST
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Marla,
I rest my case...from jimmy@ctconnect's comment...it's obvious where all the husbands at the deck party would want to be...especially if you had been there to show a "united front"!

AJ
E-Chick Offline
#69 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 11:28 AM EST
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:)
SteveS Offline
#70 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 11:37 AM EST
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I'll buy each of you a cigar if you'll let me have a pic of the two of you standing together smoking them ... that'd sure be an interesting looking "united front" ... LOL
CanyonDVM Offline
#71 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 12:08 PM EST
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You're planning to remodel and one of the big concerns is arranging the ventilation around being able to smoke in your office
dkademujohn Offline
#72 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 2:04 PM EST
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Marla,
I think SteveS is having an ebony/ivory fantasy attack...tsk...tsk...SteveS!!! :^)!
I'll have to see if I can find a pic of my best friend and I with cigars...she looks like Marla...only her eyes are green...might have to "airbrush" her boyfriend out of the pic! :^)

AJ
dkademujohn Offline
#73 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 2:06 PM EST
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Oh yeah...one more...

You know you're addicted to cigars when your 4 year old tells you "Mommy it's dark...time to come inside ...I'll give you 5 more minutes!"

AJ
captainfudgie Offline
#74 Posted: Fri, Jan 10 2003, 2:29 PM EST
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You might have an addiction if you start handing out cigars(NOT the good ones) to complete strangers so you have a reason to go back and make more bids.
E-Chick Offline
#75 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2003, 11:23 AM EST
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Hey, AJ... My eyes are green...it's just the fat face that makes them look blue or red or brown or grey or...

Yeah, and it's about time you post a pic, girlie! I'm having a hard time carrying this all by myself!

***You might be addicted to cigars if***...

...you check CBid several times a day (auctions AND forums), post pics, jokes, flames, responses more than once an hour, bid, well, let's not go there!

And have converted your non-smoking (ever) hubby to a daily cigar smokin' fool!

"Marla, do you want to smoke a cigar?"

"Marla, let's go smoke out in the backyard..."

"Marla, do you feel like going to the cigar bar?"

"Marla, let's bring some cigars with us 'just in case'!"...

NOW who's addicted!!! LOL!
dkademujohn Offline
#76 Posted: Sat, Jan 11 2003, 2:32 PM EST
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E...your hubby doesn't sound addicted...he's just found an activity to share quality time with you!!! Just tell him to repeat that to himself...five times...that makes it true! :-)!!!

I'll have to find the pics from my last birthday and post...turned the BIG 40!!! We went partying at a local cigar bar...if I can't find those...I'll just have to have my girlfriend over and take new ones...any excuse to party!!!

AJ
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