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JonR Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 4:19 AM EST
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The NFC's whipping boys . When asked how it feels to play them one Eagle said: "It's like having 3 byes this year." Eagles whupped them 44-13 and 27-3 in 2002. Another Eagle remarked " After I play the cowshi.. er cowboys I like to sit up an have a cigarette, it's as good as having sex with a cheap hooker ". And lastly the difference between 3rd and 25th place is called "PRIDE" something the dullass cowboys and gerry jones no nothing about. JonR
Mr.Mean Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 5:50 AM EST
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Wow! A little bored this morning?
Intel Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 6:34 AM EST
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I am not a Cowboys fan but before I ran my pie hole over the net I would look up how to spell Jerry Jones correctly.
xrundog Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 6:51 AM EST
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I am not a Cowboys fan. But I must admit, with Bill Parcells on the case, things are gonna look a little different next year.
JonR Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 7:17 AM EST
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Intel: You didn't understand the gist of my writing so allow me to explain, dullass = dallas, gerry = jerry ( as I find him feminine looking )you get the picture. Oh BTW you didn't catch my misspelling of word "know" did you Einstein. JonR
Intel Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 8:47 AM EST
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Hey Jon however you want to rationalize it. Great joke with all the misspellings you really fooled everyone into thinking your illiterate.
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 12:25 PM EST
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I was fooled.
tailgater Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 12:29 PM EST
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By the way, it's "You're" illiterate.
As in "you are"
Either that or you ended your sentence too soon. Perhaps you were going to say "...you really fooled everyone into thinking your illiterate cousin actually wrote 'War and Peace'."
Or something of that ilk.
Intel Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 3:06 PM EST
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I admit my mistake.
ducati996 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 3:20 PM EST
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Wow...I hate the Cowboys as much as the next guy..but.
Parcells will make them a winner, for 2 years, then he will do as he always does..quit. After he has ravaged the team salary cap-wise. Anyone can build a short-term winner....
usahog Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 3:22 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
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HEY!!!!!! I am a Cowboys fan!!!!! Have been all my Life... and yea what X said... we'll see who's runnin there Pie Hole Next Year!!!!! LMAO love that Pie Hole statement LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!


Hog
eleltea Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 3:28 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
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Pie hole. BWAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA.

I haven't much followed football since Elway retired, but when I was a Broncs fan I was a fan in fair weather or foul, and there were some rough times, especially those first two embarrassing Super Bowls. The Cowboys have had some great years and will have some more. Loyalty is right up there with duty, honor, country, boys.
usahog Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 4:15 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
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RAMBLINGS OF GEORGE CARLIN
OK... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags"
and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs",
what does that make the Tennessee Titans???

LoL

Hog
Danny Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 5:00 PM EST
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Posts: 613
"Anyone can build a short-term winner.... "


how about the Detroit Lions? Sigh
huskey Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Jan 22 2003, 5:32 PM EST
Joined: 11-09-2001
Posts: 275
JonR, as Jerry Jones shines his 3 Superbowl Trophies
the Eagles shine their...... shoes??

It is better to have won in the past than to never
have one at all.

Clark
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Thu, Jan 23 2003, 3:57 AM EST
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
America's Team:
An opportunistic millionaire owner who is devoid of morals and ethics.
A team full of gifted athletes who abuse drugs and women, not to mention their affiliation with gangsters.
And now a guy who will manage them who left a previous team because of (get this..) an owner who got too involved with how he ran the team!
Boy, those Benjamins are persuasive.
tailgater Offline
#17 Posted: Thu, Jan 23 2003, 4:01 AM EST
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Truth is, Parcells is inheriting a team with a great defense already.
His presence brings instant respectability which will allow Jones to buy skilled (albeit aging) free agents to booster the offense in a short timeframe.
I hate to admit it, but the Cowboys will be in the playoffs by the 2004 season.
Guaranteed.
GetYourOwn Offline
#18 Posted: Thu, Jan 23 2003, 4:43 AM EST
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Tailgater, I posted on a thread before the season started above how your precious Patriots would not make a return to the Superbowl. At least Jones does not make "one hit wonders".

I only wish I saw this thead earlier. I missed all the fun.
tailgater Offline
#19 Posted: Thu, Jan 23 2003, 6:18 PM EST
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Seems that the Patriots "one hit" is a hell of a lot more than your "zero hits" recently.
There is NO WAY that a cowboys fan can possibly rip the Patriots. From the team, to the stadium, to the local fans in the dallas area, it's a complete JOKE.
Some day I'll tell you the story of my road trip to dallas to watch my Patriots. Don't worry, I'll speak slowly and use little words for y'all...
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