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jd1 Offline
#1 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 11:16 AM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
I couldn't believe it!

I went to the Safeway at McQueen and Ray on the way home the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a damned Chandler motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come on, officer, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked SOB. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for my having worn tires!
So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...
Lowman Offline
#2 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 11:41 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
LOL !!
Tobasco Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 1:23 PM EST
Joined: 02-08-2003
Posts: 2,809
LMAO!! Thats a good one!!!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

Mag
Mr.Mean Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 2:31 PM EST
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
Feels good to cuss out a cop. That's why I hang out with Rookie.
usahog Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 3:02 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
LMAO @ Ed....

jjohnson28 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Jan 30 2003, 4:51 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
OMG! LMAO @ Ed...Just had a flash back of when we all had him trapped in the back of the SUV on the way back from Springfield with all the windows rolled down,
maybe 50 deg outside(tops)and he was freezing his A$$ off.

Keith:
Ah come on now guys this isn't funny anymore,come on, really,alright you SOB's I'm not kiddin',Knock it off already...Bwhahahahaha! Oh Man!
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