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rck 1...sounds like you've been a HORMONE HOSTAGE!
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E-Chick Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:22 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
HORMONE HOSTAGE

Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands.

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or male child.

Copy, print, and save the following!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Why are you so worked up?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe.


Top 10 Things PMS Stands For:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Pack My Stuff
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid Section
5 People Make Me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Plainly; Men Suck
10 Please; More Salt

Hope that helps!
Spiny Norman Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:25 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
Funny stuff E!
E-Chick Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:27 PM EST
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
Oh, I forgot one...

11. Pu$$y momentarily shutdown!
jazzman Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 4:37 PM EST
Joined: 11-06-2000
Posts: 1,012
That's a common one...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 5:11 PM EST
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
E-Chick

" Pu$$y "

is that the same as package?
rck_1 Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 5:16 PM EST
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
E-Chick,
You hit that one right on the nose, and I`m sure I`m not the only Hormone hostage here!!!!

Thanks fer the tips.

P.S. did I hear your sneakers leaking in another thread? LOL :o)
daveyg2 Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 9:38 PM EST
Joined: 04-24-2002
Posts: 288
Im a fan of the "Puffy Mid Section" one.

daveyg2
jjohnson28 Offline
#8 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 10:47 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
"E-Chick

" Pu$$y "

is that the same as package?"

Only in your of the liberal persuation Rick.Otherwise a Pu$$y is a Pu$$y and a pkg is a pkg...
jjohnson28 Offline
#9 Posted: Fri, Jan 31 2003, 10:48 PM EST
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
"Only if"....Doh! :0)
xibbumbero Offline
#10 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2003, 8:08 AM EST
Joined: 01-25-2002
Posts: 12,535
Honey,I lost 5 lbs.

Dangerous: That's like Mt.Everest losing a shovel full of dirt.
Safer: Looks like you lost 10 lbs.
Safest: But Honey,you didn't need to lose any weight.
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eleltea Offline
#11 Posted: Sat, Feb 1 2003, 4:34 PM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Honey, do you think my ass is too big?
Dangerous: Not for a hippopotamus.
Better: I like a big giant ass.
Safest: Don't be silly. It's perfect, just like the rest of you, snookiewookums.
tallcool1 Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 5:02 AM EST
Joined: 10-27-2002
Posts: 71
Dont we all?
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