Geeez, I was only joking, I guess its my turn to tell one....Two old pensioners are taking a trip down memory lane and as such
> have gone for a holiday back to the place where they first met.
>
> While sitting at a cafe the little old man says, 'Remember the
> first time I met you over fifty years ago? We left this cafe,
> went round the corner behind the gas works and I gave you one
> from behind.'
>
> 'Why, yes I remember it well dear,' replies the little old lady
> with a grin.
>
> 'Well, for old time's sake, lets go there again and I'll give you
> one from behind.'
>
> The two pensioners pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man
> sitting next to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to
> himself, thinking it would be quite amusing to see two old
> pensioners at it. He gets up and follows the pensioners. Sure
> enough, he sees the two pensioners near the gas works.
>
> The little old lady pulls off her knickers and lifts up her
> dress. The old man pulls down his pants and grabs the lady's hips
> and the little old lady then reaches for the fence.
>
> Well, what follows is forty minutes of the most athletic sex the
> young man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at
> the little old woman at a pace that can only be described as
> phenomenal. Limbs are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur,
> and they do not stop for a single second.
>
> Finally, they collapse and don't move for a hour.
>
> Well, the man is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen
> anything that equates to this, not in the movies, not from his
> friends, not from his own experiences. Reflecting on what he has
> just seen, he says to himself, 'I have to know his secret. If
> only I could screw like that now, let alone in fifty years time!'
>
> The two old pensioners have by this time recovered and dressed
> themselves. Plucking up courage the man approaches the pensioner.
> He says, 'Sir, in all my life I have never seen anybody screw like
> that, particularly at your age. What's your secret, could you
> screw like that fifty years ago?'
>
> The pensioner replies, 'Son, fifty years ago that f***ing fence wasn't electrified.