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A LETTER FROM A FARMER, NOW AT CAMP PENDLETON
RDC Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 01-21-2000
Posts: 5,874
Dear Ma and Pa:
> > Am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine
> > Corps beats working for
> > old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of
> > the places are filled. I was
> > restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but
> > I am getting so I like to sleep late.
> > Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and
> > shine some things. No
> > hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay.
> > Practically nothing. Men got to shave
> > but it is not so bad, they get warm water.
> > Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,
> > etc..., but kind of weak on
> > chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food.
> > But tell Walt and Elmer you can
> > always sit between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus
> > yours holds you till noon, when you
> > get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.
> > We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long
> > walks to harden us. If he
> > thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is
> > about as far as to our mailbox at
> > home. Then the city guys gets sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.
> > The country is nice, but awful
> > flat.
> > The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. The Capt. is like
> > the school board. Majors and
> > Colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.
> > This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals
> > for shooting. I don't know
> > why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk and don't move. And it
> > ain't shooting back at you, like
> > the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable
> > and hit it. You don't even load
> > your own cartridges. They come in boxes.
> > Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers
> > get onto this setup and come
> > stampeding in.
> > Your loving daughter, Gail.
jpf Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 02-03-2003
Posts: 5
LOL.... here's one that follows suite with the French thread:

A funny thing happened to me yesterday at Camp Bondsteel (Kosovo): A French army officer walked up to me in the PX, and told me he thought we (Americans) were a bunch of cowboys and were going to provoke a war(Iraq).
He said if such a thing happens, we would not be able to count on the support of France."
"I told him that it didn't surprise me. Since we had come to France's rescue in World War I, World War II, Vietnam, and the Cold War, their ingratitude and jealousy was due to surface at some point in the near future anyway. That is why France is a third-rate military power with a socialist economy and a bunch of ****gots for soldiers."

"I additionally told him that America, being a nation of deeds and action, not words, would do whatever it had to do, and France's support was only for show anyway. Just like in ALL NATO exercises, the US would shoulder 85% of the burden, as evidenced by the fact that the French officer was shopping in the American PX, and not the other way around."

"He began to get belligerent at that point, and I told him, if you would like to bitch, I would meet him outside in front of the Burger King and beat his ass in front of the entire Multi-National Brigade , thus
demonstrating that even the smallest American had more fight in him than the average Frenchman."

"He called me a barbarian cowboy and walked away in a huff. With friends like these, who needs enemies?"

Mary Beth Johnson
LtCol, USMC

DrMaddVibe Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-21-2000
Posts: 55,489
You go girl!
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