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Bush Joke - Not Politically Correct...
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smithbw Offline
#1 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 12:01 AM EST
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George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to him 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid says, "I want to go to Disneyland." GWB says, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid says, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." GWB says, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!!"

The third kid says, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!" Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you're handicapped."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your a$$ from drowning!!!"

RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 3:05 AM EST
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thank you.
plabonte Offline
#3 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 4:21 AM EST
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Seems I heard this joke years ago except it was Clinton who they saved.
dmjdc Offline
#4 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 7:02 AM EST
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yes this was a clinton joke back about 6 years ago
Charlie Offline
#5 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 7:07 AM EST
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Somehow it was much funnier as a Clinton joke!!!

Charlie
Tobasco Offline
#6 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 7:21 AM EST
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This joke is funny! I take light heartedly though. I think charlie is right, with Cinton it makes a little more funny.

Mag
tailgater Offline
#7 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 7:50 AM EST
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The REALLY humerous version has Hillary falling in, and then she melts away to nothing.
And all of the flying monkeys and castle guards rejoice...
I forget the words to the song they sang...?
jjohnson28 Offline
#8 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 8:45 AM EST
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Ding Dong the witch dead...Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead...LOL if I'm going to suffer through the rest of the afternoon with that fuggin song in my head the rest of you may as well join me.Sing it brothas and sistas...Ding Dong the witch dead...Ding Dong the wicked witch is dead...
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#9 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 9:11 AM EST
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Magnafide

"it makes a little more funny."

you read like the directions from something made in china.

RDC Offline
#10 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 9:16 AM EST
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Funnier when it was a Clinton joke and since he was/is a joke do the two cancel eachother out?
Tobasco Offline
#11 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 9:39 AM EST
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YO PRICKAMAVEN! You are right, sometimes I misspell a word, or leave one out by mistake. This time I didnt A$$HOLE!! Are you perfect?

MAGNAFIDE
plabonte Offline
#12 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 9:45 AM EST
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I like the Clinton joke where he comes back from a trip with a pig under each arm. A secret service guys asks what is with the pigs. Clinton says "There are pot belly pigs. I got this one for Chelsea (sp?) and this one for Hillary"

The secret service guy looks at the pigs and says, "Good trade."
dmjdc Offline
#13 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 10:07 AM EST
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geez rick, settle down a little.
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 5:55 PM EST
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The best mistake translation that I've heard of regarding Japanese-to-English involves the translation for the word "Screw" in the instructions for a "some assembly required" gizmo.
They didn't use the noun.
It was the slang verb.
Began with an "F".
....
Mr.Mean Offline
#15 Posted: Mon, Feb 3 2003, 6:35 PM EST
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Would that be F--- slot A?
tailgater Offline
#16 Posted: Tue, Feb 4 2003, 11:42 AM EST
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I don't remember the specifics.
I wonder if it followed through to a F*ckdriver...?
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#17 Posted: Tue, Feb 4 2003, 2:05 PM EST
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Magnafide

are you on the edge? i poked a little humor, and you respond with that explosion of explatives.
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#18 Posted: Tue, Feb 4 2003, 2:06 PM EST
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dmjdc

what's your problem with my post, which most people knew it was a bit of humor.
dmjdc Offline
#19 Posted: Sat, Feb 8 2003, 9:30 PM EST
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rick...whats YOUR problem with MY post, im SURE most people thought it was just a bit of humor as well, dont take everything as a personal attack.
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