I'm new, but I think it means:
I Smoke Only Maduros...I'll buy that
I Should Own More.....wishful thinking
I Should Offer Mine...to all of us
I Smoke Other's Mostly...refering to moochers
the Island on which Someone should be able to Offer More cigars.....a touchy subject here
I Sneeze Open Mouthed...oooooh yuck
This us the last time we're going to tell you. You're lucky we're not going to penalize you by having you send us all one. LOL ;)