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Last post 21 years ago by Mr.Mean. 9 replies replies.
INDIAN MAN'S SYSTEM
usahog Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
When white man found this land, Indians were running it:
* No Taxes
* No Debt
* Plenty Buffalo
* Plenty Beaver
* Women did most of the work
* See Medicine Man for free
* Indian men hunted and fished all the time

White man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that!!

Enjoy
Hog
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 10-01-2000
Posts: 33,248
but they didn't have a flag.
usahog Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
No they Had Headress made from Feather's and War Paint

Hog
jgjam Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2002
Posts: 909
Forgot they didn't have any laws against smoking cigars

John
usahog Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
right Jg, or the pipe.. as matter fact they even make carvings to promote Cigars and Pipes...

Hog
SBowers Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-12-2002
Posts: 3
You forgot to mention that most of the time the women went around almost naked. Must have been a great time to live! ;-)
tarheel4lyf Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
and they weren't grossly obese like many are today......
bud451 Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-11-2010
Posts: 2,237
Do you know what fat women and mopeds have in common?
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.They're both fun to ride until your friends see them on them.
eleltea Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
They ran herds of buffalo off cliffs and let their carcasses rot in the sun. The raided each others villages, burned the tepees and raped the women, and scalped each other. They buried their enemies in hot sand, poured honey over them and let the ants take days to kill them. Farther south they killed and ate their enemies, shrunk their heads and impaled them on poles. Other than a few minor idiosycrasies like that, however, they were generally one with nature and lived in harmony with mother earth. This is not to say the European was an improvement. Only to say it is complete reverse bigotry to think one man is different from another.
Mr.Mean Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 05-16-2001
Posts: 3,025
"He needed his head shrunk"

That is the original quote the the Texas variation was derived from "He needed killin"
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