Gentlemen, If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve. I am not worthy for there is one far superior to me. Yes, the Dynamic Dictator of Defense, the Grand Poobah of the Gridiron, the Heir to Herfdome - Da COACH!! The guy blew a hole in my front door with a recent Bomb. I don't know whether to cr*p or wind my watch after that one - totally unexpected. So many cigars, so little time!
BTW Choner, your package hit the streets today - Priority Mail. I hope you enjoy the selection.
Hokiebama