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plabonte Offline
#1 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 5:38 AM EST
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I've noticed a trend of bad cigars:

Lone Wolf
White Owl
Big Butt
Bad Frog

All these "Bad" cigars are associated with animals. Are there any cigars whose named after an animal that is good?
jdrabinski Offline
#2 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 6:04 AM EST
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Aurora de Leon makes some good cigars. (Leon, spanish = lion, english)

John
jd1 Offline
#3 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 6:51 AM EST
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Fat Cat
Lowman Offline
#4 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 6:54 AM EST
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Sometimes... when I'm in the woods alone... and I hear strange sounds... and branches breaking... I think about...and fear being attacked... by the ferocious... the scary... BIG BUTT !!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
SteveR@CigarBid Offline
#5 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 7:00 AM EST
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A lot of people enjoy Fighting **** cigars.

And then there is Red Lion from Heavenly Cigars. They are pretty good.
xibbumbero Offline
#6 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 7:49 AM EST
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Cuetes de Perro. X
jamesconnors Offline
#7 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 8:32 AM EST
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yeah low is right...what the hell kind of animal is a BIG BUTT?
rck_1 Offline
#8 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 8:43 AM EST
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Iguana Maddie`s are not too bad!
choner Offline
#9 Posted: Tue, Feb 25 2003, 8:46 AM EST
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Big Butts are a deadly species. They can wrapped their two cheeks around you and squeeze you to death in a few seconds. I have had several close encounters. STAY AWAY I TELL YOU! STAY AWAY!
Slimboli Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 5:57 AM EST
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Man ... don't knock those ferocious Big Butt's. Very unpredictable behavior. Have you ever been face to face with one??? Pretty scary ... and their growl could kill a horse!
jreddoch Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 9:08 AM EST
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Pretty funny, Slim.

How about the Jaguar from Bauza?
Natural White Rabbit.
Lots of Toros (bulls)
Indian Tabac Cameroon Legends (Chimp, Baboon, Gorilla).
Sonny_LSU Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 9:10 AM EST
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Low and Slim, you two have made me laugh today....kudos to you both.
efm Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 11:02 AM EST
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And then there's my favorite, the Dead Horse Gelding -- a VERY large cigar.
Slimboli Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 11:52 AM EST
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... but with no 'balls' ...
plabonte Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 11:56 AM EST
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There is also the CAO pirahna
gerber Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 1:45 PM EST
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What with Bad Frogs and Big Butts, before you know it they'll be coming out with Barking Spiders.
Slimboli Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 1:52 PM EST
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ROTFLMAO!!!

Barking Spiders!!! Where did you come up with that one????

... I haven't heard that one that in years!
Homebrew Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 2:06 PM EST
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Hey James,
A big Butt is a kind of A$$.
Homebrew
Slimboli Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 2:12 PM EST
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... there you go.
gerber Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 2:22 PM EST
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Slim,

Weren't the old days of colorful metaphors and euphemisms great? Still, if they ever do come up with a Barking Spider brand, I'm running upwind.
TJ Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 4:07 PM EST
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Black Stallion
TJ Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Feb 26 2003, 4:24 PM EST
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Strike my last post -or just shoot it.........
hoagie55 Offline
#23 Posted: Tue, Mar 4 2003, 11:14 AM EST
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I needed a laugh and this post definitely provided one for two!! I'm now educated about Big Butt and hope to never face one again. One bad experience is enough for a lifetime!!!
jreddoch Offline
#24 Posted: Tue, Mar 4 2003, 11:21 AM EST
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gerber, I'm hoping for the "Chocolate Starfish" cigar myself.
La10870 Offline
#25 Posted: Tue, Mar 4 2003, 11:54 AM EST
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It's reaching to call the Black Stallion a cigar, if you ever saw or smoked one...like a long Frog.
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