I left work early last friday to meet with friends over beer and ribs. Went to a hockey game between my alma matta and Providence College, in providence.
As is the ritual, we went to the local college hang out to pose as old men gawking at young college chicks.
The problem was I forgot my three-finger cigar case at home, so I emptied my work humidor into my Otterbox.
The Otterbox is too large to fit into my jacket pocket, so after getting beat at pool by a beautiful blonde grad student I left without my case.
Figured this out halfway home, but didn't feel the need to drive the hour back at 2 a.m.
Short story long, I called the bar and they no longer know where it is.
Question: are all barkeeps theives?
PS: It's OK to say "nice rack" when you're playing pool...