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Last post 21 years ago by Spiny Norman. 10 replies replies.
Do you think this would work today?
vf41266 Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 04-01-2002
Posts: 42



General "Black Jack" Pershing was born September 13, 1860 near Laclede, MS.
Died July 15th, 1948 in Washington, D.C.
1891 Professor of Military Science and Tactics University of Nebraska
1898 Serves in the Spanish-American War
1901 Awarded rank of Captain
1906 Promoted to rank of Brigadier General
1909 Military Governor of Moro Province, Philippines 1916 Made Major
General
1919 Promoted to General of the Armies
1921 Appointed Chief of Staff
1924 Retires from active duty Education West Point.

One important thing to note beforehand is that Muslims detest pork because
they believe pigs are filthy animals. Some of them simply refuse to eat
it, while others won't even touch pigs at all, nor any of their
by-products. To them, eating or touching a pig, its meat, its blood, etc.,
is to be instantly barred from paradise (and those 72 virgins) and doomed
to hell.

Just before World War I, there were a number of terrorist attacks on the
United States forces in the Philippines by, you guessed it, Muslim
extremists. So General Pershing captured 50 terrorists and had them tied to
posts execution style. He then had his men bring in two pigs and slaughter
them in front of the, now horrified, terrorists.

The soldiers then soaked their bullets in the pigs blood, and proceeded to
execute 49 of the terrorists by firing squad. The soldiers then dug a big
hole, dumped in the terrorist's bodies and covered them in pig blood,
entrails, etc.

They let the 50th man go. And for the next forty-two years, there was not
a single Muslim extremist attack anywhere in the world.
Spiny Norman Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
Would'nt fly in the PC world of today but a great idea none the less.
jjohnson28 Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 09-12-2000
Posts: 7,914
Works for me!
tailgater Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 06-01-2000
Posts: 26,185
Those poor, poor pigs...
divnmyk Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 06-07-2001
Posts: 461
"Yeah, but bacon tastes good... pork chops taste good"

Vincent Vega
Pulp Fiction
tarheel4lyf Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 09-23-2002
Posts: 2,543
ok, now I'm hungry
Homebrew Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Hey guys,
If this war actually gets started, why don't we fill a bunch of missles with pork guts, and airburst them over Iraq??
Just a thought,
Homebrew
E-Chick Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 06-15-2002
Posts: 4,877
I'm too bored to read this, but I'm with whatever JJ says...And I'm stickin' to it...
sherpamills Offline
#9 Posted:
Joined: 01-26-2001
Posts: 147
go for it
Spiny Norman Offline
#10 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
"""If this war actually gets started, why don't we fill a bunch of missles with pork guts, and airburst them over Iraq?? """

Cluster bombs with lil' smokies!


Spiny Norman Offline
#11 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
This may be an Urban Legend. Snopes list it as "UNDETERMINED". (Neither proved nor disproved.) Hard to believe that something like this could have taken place and there not be any record of it.

http://www.snopes2.com/rumors
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