A man was walking along the street in West Monroe, LA when he saw a ladder
going into the
> clouds. As any of us would do, he climbed the ladder. He reached a cloud,
> upon which sat a rather plump and very ugly woman.
> "Screw me or climb the ladder to success," she said.
>
> No contest, thought the man, so he climbed the ladder to the next cloud.
> On this cloud was a slightly thinner woman, who was slightly easier on the
> eye.
> "Screw me hard or climb the ladder to success," she said.
>
> "Well," thought the man, "might as well carry on."
>
> On the next cloud was an even more attractive lady who, this time, was
> quite attractive.
> "Screw me now or climb the ladder to success," she uttered.
>
> As he turned her down and went on up the ladder, the man thought to
> himself that this was getting better the further he went. On the next
> cloud was an absolute beauty. Slim, attractive, the lot.
> "F**k me here and now or climb the ladder to success," she flirted.
>
> Unable to imagine what could be waiting, and being a gambling man, he
> decided to climb again.
>
> When he reached the next cloud, there was a 400 pound ugly man, arm pit
> hair showing, flies buzzing around his head.
>
> "Who are you?" the man asked.
>
> "Hello" said the ugly fat man, "I'm Cess!"
