Official White House Press Release
The Bush Administration announced today that the New World Order will be designed along the lines of the 1960's television program "Leave It to Beaver". George and Laura Bush will play the parts of Ward and June Cleaver, respectively. The great American people will represent Wally and the Beaver. British PM Tony Blair will be Eddie Haskall. Saddam Hussein plays the part of Lumpy.
For the diversity freaks there are plans to work in some Mayberry characters. Colin Powell can be Sheriff Andy Griffith, Kofi Annan will play Deputy Barney Fife. Queen Elisabeth has agreed to play Aunt Bee.
Although Jacques Chirac is being considered to play the part of Gomer Pyle, critics fear that the French President lacks the grace and dignity required to make it work.
