Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
orphaned
bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind
from birth.
One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and
fell
down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit. "Oh, my," said
the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you. I've been blind
since birth, so, I can't see where I'm going. In fact, since I'm also an
orphan, I don't even know what I am."
"It's quite OK," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is much the same as
yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out what you
are,
so at least you'll have that going for you."
"Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all
over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with soft fur; you have
really long ears; your nose twitches; and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd
say that you must be a bunny rabbit."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The
bunny
suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and
help you the same way that you've helped me." So the bunny felt the snake
all
over, and remarked, "Well, you're smooth and slippery, and you have a forked
tongue, no backbone and no balls.
I'd say you must be French."
