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smithbw Offline
#1 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 9:00 AM EST
Joined: 09-01-2001
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An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am."

She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. As I watch TV, or even eat, I think about women. Everything seems to make me think about women."

The two sat sipping in silence. A short time later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."
divnmyk Offline
#2 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 9:55 AM EST
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Rode a horse all my life and was never called a cowboy...
Lowman Offline
#3 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 10:24 AM EST
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You didn't ride a cow, now, did you... They should have called you Horseboy.


BWAHAHAHA
divnmyk Offline
#4 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 11:25 AM EST
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I've been called THAT.

hehehe.


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jd1 Offline
#5 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 12:31 PM EST
Joined: 02-14-2001
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..sh#$! I'm a lesbian too! I knew it....
smithbw Offline
#6 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 6:51 PM EST
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That is what I told my wife when she got in from work...I did it real serious too. You know sit down I got something that we need to talk about...

She rolled on the floor =)

Regards,

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Tobasco Offline
#7 Posted: Fri, Mar 14 2003, 8:29 PM EST
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smithbw, Thats a funny story! Hehe! Keep um coming!

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rayder1 Offline
#8 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2003, 7:16 AM EST
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I have 4 horses, umpteen pair of boots and spurs, 2 trailers, an SUV and a motorhome to tow them all over the state, 7 saddles, 10 headstalls, 6 halters, and a ton of feed and tack.

All they ever call me is "broke".
SteveS Offline
#9 Posted: Sat, Mar 15 2003, 7:42 PM EST
Joined: 01-13-2002
Posts: 8,751
Threadjack for Rayder ...

A little girl from the inner city goes with her class to a petting zoo ... there, she sees animals she's never seen before ... zookeeper tells the wide-eyed youngster ... "this is a sheep ... do you know what a sheep says?" ... little girl shakes her head and the zoo-keeper answers "BAAAAAA"

Next, they see a cow ... zoo-keeper says to the little girl, "and this is a cow ... do you know what a cow says?" ... little girl shakes her head and the zoo-keeper replies "MOOOOOO"

then they see a pig ... zoo-keeper says to the little girl, "oh, here's a pig ... do you know what a pig says"? ... little girl's face lights up and she says "Hey, you!!! up against the wall, legs spread and hands behind your head!!!"

end threadjack ...
rayder1 Offline
#10 Posted: Sun, Mar 16 2003, 11:43 AM EST
Joined: 06-02-2002
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I think that was funny..........

;-D

Yeah..it wuz. Hee hee.
Robby Offline
#11 Posted: Sun, Mar 16 2003, 1:02 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
I'm tellin it at work tomorrow! (discretely...)
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