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How To Spot A Geezer
usahog Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
"Geezers" are easy to spot. This is slang for an old man.

During a sporting event during the playing of the National Anthem, they will hold their caps over their hearts and sing without embarrassment.

They know the words and believe in them. They remember World War I, the Depression, World War II, Pearl Harbor, Guadalcanal, Normandy and Hitler. They remember the Atomic Age, the Korean War, the Cold War, the Jet Age and the Moon Landing and Vietnam.

If you bump into a Geezer on the sidewalk, he will apologize. Pass a Geezer on the street and he will nod, or tip his cap to a lady.

Geezers trust strangers and are courtly to women. They hold the door for the next person and always when walking, make sure the lady is on the inside for protection.

Geezers get embarrassed if someone curses in front of a women and children and they don't like violence and filth on TV and in movies.

Geezers have moral courage. Geezers seldom brag unless it is about their grandchildren in Little League or music recitals.

This country needs Geezers with their decent values and common sense.

We need them now more than ever. It is the Geezeers who know our great country is protected not by the so-called politicians or police, but by the young men and women in our military that are serving their country in foreign lands, just as they did, without a thought except to do a good job and the best you can and to return home to loved ones.

Each and everyone of us should thank God for Old Geezers!
xrundog Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-17-2002
Posts: 2,212
Guess I am mostly a geezer! And at 43! Who'd a thunk it.
Lowman Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Mee too... At 37...
usahog Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
yea I just had my 39th BD and I fit this bill also...

Guess it was all them times my Dad and Grandpa would put there boots in my A$$ to teach me Morals and Ethics....Sometimes it pays off!!!

Hog
Lowman Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
A lot of the younger generation seem to have lost the respect and morals some where along the line...
hoagie55 Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 03-01-2003
Posts: 909
I guess I'm a 32 yr old geezer! Growing up in the South is a good way to be taught manners, morals, and how to be a gentleman. I grew up with a GREAT role model in my Father and my Grandparents lived across the street from us. Between my Father and Grandfather, I had two strong male role models to sow me the way. If I stepped out of line, they would read to me from the Good Book. Very rarely did I have to be taught a lesson more than once thanks to my parents and grandparents.

jd1 Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
Damn..I've been a geezer since age 12! and I'm only 42 or there abouts!
Spiny Norman Offline
#8 Posted:
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
Wow, I was acting like a geezer at 10.




(Now I look the part too!)
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