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tailgater Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 4:01 AM EST
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I'm not exactly what you would call "anal" about cleanliness, but I do take normal precautions.
I wash my vegetables and fruits before consumption, and I even wipe off the top of the soda/beer can prior to drinking.
Why is it, then, we all feel so comfortable putting a cigar in our mouth ? These are, afterall, made almost exclusively in third world countries where the "Board of Health" is nothing more than the shelf that the asprins are kept.
THL Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 4:07 AM EST
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My wife and mother tell me that I have a filthy mouth already.
xrundog Offline
#3 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 4:12 AM EST
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I always wash my hands before putting a cigar in my mouth! Seriously, we stick a bundle of leaves in our mouths and set fire to it. We then suck the fumes into our mouths and slowly exhale them so we can enjoy the odor. The wrapper is the least of our worries!
Lowman Offline
#4 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 4:33 AM EST
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Hey guys... Doesn't EVERYONE wash their 'gars w/ soap and water (distilled of course) BEFORE smoking them ???

Low

Maybe.... It's just me... hmmmm... no wonder I have a hard time lighting them...
bud451 Offline
#5 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 5:16 AM EST
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Bet there's no "employees much wash hands" sign in the restrooms either.

Guess that's where some cigars get their "saltiness" and "nutty" flavors from.
hoagie55 Offline
#6 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 5:19 AM EST
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Bud,

We can do without those salty and nutty comments!!

BLLAAAHH! Just thinking about that! Thanks! Now I might have to give up my cigar for the day, or at least until I can get this image out of my mind!!!!
xibbumbero Offline
#7 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 5:42 AM EST
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All cigars are loaded with untold amounts of germs. Send me all your cigars for proper testing and/or disposal. X
Robby Offline
#8 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 5:43 AM EST
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I love the smell of "my palm" in the morning... Smells like... Victory!!
divnmyk Offline
#9 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 6:21 AM EST
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hehe... gaiter said "anal"
jd1 Offline
#10 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:17 AM EST
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All the germs are eaten by the cigar beetles before they die...that's my story and I'm sticking to it.
qball Offline
#11 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:27 AM EST
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Hey Low, If you want to save some time washing your gars, only smoke in the shower. You also save water and soap. The only problem is I can't figure out how to keep the drain from pluging up.
Lowman Offline
#12 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:32 AM EST
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Been there, done that..Qball

Low

BTW, Install a garbage disposal unit in shower drain... Worked for Kramer...
ceo Offline
#13 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:38 AM EST
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Lets take this subject one step further. Hell with dirty hands. These are third world nations with a higher AIDS populations. What if one of these rollers has it and happens to cut his or her finger with the
cutters they use.
tailgater Offline
#14 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:40 AM EST
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True, we are inhaling burning bundled leaves.
But that's OK.
Fire kills everything. That's why when you drop a burger, it's alright to put it back on the grill.

I'm talking specifically about the cap of the cigar.
ceo Offline
#15 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:42 AM EST
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And yes I do know that the virus has a short life span out side the body. But what about other viruses?
ceo Offline
#16 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 8:44 AM EST
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Fire does not kill the germs where you put your mouth.
Arrow_34 Offline
#17 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 9:43 AM EST
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You can always dip the end of your gar in whiskey or scotch. I sometimes do that just for a small hint of it ;)
cayman2b Offline
#18 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 12:28 PM EST
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I hear the less experienced rollers do a lot
of licking to repair bad rolls when the floor boss
isnt lookin'.. think of that the next time you
experience an "odd" taste on the wrapper...
RDC Offline
#19 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 12:36 PM EST
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Let's see if I undestand all of this.

We have salty, nuts covered with dried blood of a possible Aids or other viral life form, being eaten by beatles set ablaze to ensure we enjoy the dried spit at the end.
jd1 Offline
#20 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 12:51 PM EST
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LMAO at RDC!!!!!!!!
Yes my man! YES!
ceo Offline
#21 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 12:51 PM EST
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That it in a nut shell!
jd1 Offline
#22 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 12:58 PM EST
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You forgot the "twang" that often accompanies those coveted ISOMs. It comes from the sweat on those big babes as they roll the cigar on their massive thighs with their palms. Yeah BABY!
donutboy2000 Offline
#23 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 1:47 PM EST
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Lysol
RICKAMAVEN Offline
#24 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 3:38 PM EST
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if you will just smoke bad frogs, none of this will matter.

to protect the smoker against soiled wrappers, they put the binder around the wrapper for extra protection.

cello on, cello off, it really doesn't matter, except the cello does tend to flair up with each puff.
chuckler Offline
#25 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 3:45 PM EST
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That's the exact reason, anytime I put a cigar in my mouth, I immediately rinse my mouth with a sip of 12 year old Macallan.

Kills everything that's not good for ya!

PT ;-)
jd1 Offline
#26 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 4:14 PM EST
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Amen petertyras!
I knew there was a reason I liked scotch or other libations with my smokes!

BTW--package en route.
redsquid Offline
#27 Posted: Wed, Mar 26 2003, 10:19 PM EST
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I remember a post that highlighted a fellow that would lick the cigar up and down, smoke half, then eat the rest (or something to that effect). Can't shake the picture that painted.
ceo Offline
#28 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2003, 2:57 AM EST
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I was thinking of the same thing yesterday!!!!!!
xaigoxx Offline
#29 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2003, 3:31 AM EST
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My badfrogs taste like poo... were these made in the manure shed? doh!

E-Chick Offline
#30 Posted: Thu, Mar 27 2003, 1:02 PM EST
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So THAT's where that rash came from...hmmmm.....
snowwolf777 Offline
#31 Posted: Fri, Mar 28 2003, 12:57 PM EST
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Sorry I didn't respond to this post right away. I just took a load of Opus X out of the washer and stuck them in the dryer. I like to use those Bounce softener sheets to make them smell more like a Lars ...
JonR Offline
#32 Posted: Fri, Mar 28 2003, 1:27 PM EST
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I heard a rumor that lepers roll bad frogs,that's not a bad thing is it. JonR
Spiny Norman Offline
#33 Posted: Fri, Mar 28 2003, 1:48 PM EST
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No joke, a friend just found a 5 inch hair in a hand rolled cigar.


Hey, at least it wasn't a curly one.
E-Chick Offline
#34 Posted: Fri, Mar 28 2003, 1:52 PM EST
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Hairy cigar?

Was it red!?
eleltea Offline
#35 Posted: Sat, Mar 29 2003, 3:44 AM EST
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Remember that the best cigars are rolled on the thighs of virgins.
Robby Offline
#36 Posted: Sat, Mar 29 2003, 6:16 AM EST
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There are many good things that happen between the thighs of virgins...
deadeyedick Offline
#37 Posted: Sat, Mar 29 2003, 6:17 AM EST
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Just tried wrapping my cigar in one of those "for your protection" sheets from the mens room. Tasted funny, medium to full-bodied. Maybe I should'a used a new one??
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