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titlerep1 Offline
#1 Posted: Wed, Apr 2 2003, 8:49 PM EST
Joined: 12-30-2002
Posts: 114
Ex-Girl Friend sucked me dry of all my extra cigar money. Will trade her for a couple of bad frogs, some rangoon petit coronas or a pimpstick. Hell...a half smoked swisher sweet and she's yours!
Arrow_34 Offline
#2 Posted: Wed, Apr 2 2003, 9:26 PM EST
Joined: 12-19-2002
Posts: 186
Need pictures first... Don't want to throw away any of my swishers ;) LOL
Lowman Offline
#3 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 3:48 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
Interested in deal, let's talk....

e-mail me at: LMFAO @ you . com

Low
Homebrew Offline
#4 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 4:49 AM EST
Joined: 02-11-2003
Posts: 11,885
Is that all she sucked dry????
If so no deal
Homebrew
Arrow_34 Offline
#5 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 7:30 AM EST
Joined: 12-19-2002
Posts: 186
On second thought... naw, my swishers are worth more to me. Even half smoked. Besides, what would my gf say if I said I traded some cigars fo rher.
titlerep1 Offline
#6 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 7:39 AM EST
Joined: 12-30-2002
Posts: 114
Low...e-mail sent.

Just kidding ;)
Lowman Offline
#7 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 9:16 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
email received...

Here's my offer:

1 Bad Frog (chewed on but not lit)
1 Lone Wolf (a little dry and crunchy)
3 burnt matches (C-Bid's of course)

Deal???

Low
Penguin13 Offline
#8 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 9:20 AM EST
Joined: 07-26-2002
Posts: 1,546
Low's offering matches!!! Must be really worth it :)

KC
choner Offline
#9 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 9:26 AM EST
Joined: 02-04-2003
Posts: 876
Did she come with a warranty? that's why I never throw away my receipts.

choner
Robby Offline
#10 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 6:24 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Is her sucker still functional? Is this trade warenteed? If her sucking sucks, can we send her back?
usahog Offline
#11 Posted: Thu, Apr 3 2003, 8:51 PM EST
Joined: 12-06-1999
Posts: 22,691
if it Fly Floats or F**ks its cheaper to Rent it!!!!

If it has T*Ts or Tires there's going to be Trouble!!!!!


Another rule of thumb I lived by
Curb Sex: Meet em in a Bar... Bang em in the Car... drop em off at the next corner, Cuz you don't wanna take em home to meet ya Mamma!!!!!!

But I tossed all them Rules out the Window and got remarried!!!!!

Hog
Lowman Offline
#12 Posted: Fri, Apr 4 2003, 4:10 AM EST
Joined: 12-03-2002
Posts: 6,982
1 Bad Frog........ 25¢

1 Lone Wolf....... 50¢

3 burnt matches... 1¢

Look on titlerep's ex-girlfriend's face when she reads this... PRICELESS...

Low

Spiny Norman Offline
#13 Posted: Fri, Apr 4 2003, 3:26 PM EST
Joined: 09-04-2002
Posts: 899
Does she have a Bass boat? On second thought, she would only trash my humidor while I was on the water.



never mind.
Robby Offline
#14 Posted: Fri, Apr 4 2003, 6:14 PM EST
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Hey, I heard she's a midget with a flat head and no teeth! This.. Could... Work!
eleltea Offline
#15 Posted: Sat, Apr 5 2003, 4:02 AM EST
Joined: 03-03-2002
Posts: 4,562
Can you do this twice?
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