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Mark has a big ash!

I'll let him tell you about the gem he was smokin'...

My first Cuban Monte. Now I see what everyone is talking about! What a smoke.

This was Charles' last cuban monte and he gifted it to me two hours after I met him. This C-Bid crowd rocks. Thanks dude, you're generosity is overwhelming, I owe ya one buddy.

Charles - thanks so much for that cigar. I know this was your last monte This was his last cuban monte and he gave it to me, and I just met the guy.

I gotta tell ya, guys Charles is good people. I had just met him that day and he open up his humi and gives me his last cu- Thanks so much for giving me this awesome cigar. What made this even better was that it was gifted to me by Charles.

Nahh...I think the the most gay is when a man says he cant attend the OC herf because his wife wants him to stay home with her. That was so gay we classified it as BOHICA gay. Oh, well maybe you can hit the next one.

Now get off the internet, put your apron back on, and fix me a turkey pot pie biotch!

Hey y'all, you know you've hit a nerve when a guy responds in that manner. However, Mark, I expected better from you. That comeback was WEAK! Not at all like what you usually do. I'm so disappointed.

Dude, take a step back from the moment and look again. It really is the gayest thing I've ever seen, and if you'll be honest, the gayest thing you've seen as well. Seriously, look at that look on your face. Take a close look at your eyes. I mean REALLY!!! Egad there, son. How could it be anything else? Just accept the fact that you were caught, and move on.

Remember that discussion we had awhile back? Yep. You're the catcher. This locks it.

Oh yes, before I forget. Beeeeeeeaaaaaaaytch.....


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All--right sweetheart.

I appreciate the fact that you're coming to Mark's rescue. But he is a big boy, and can handle crap by his own bad self. Actually, I've known Marky for a couple of years, and he is pretty damn good on giving crap back, either when provoked, or when compelled. I am very disappointed with his reply to me. You need to understand the Mark-monster to know his usual replies.

However, I was under the impression that you wouldn't make the herf. At least you had said so. If I had known, perhaps I would have taken the stance that I would have needed to been there. As it stood, my wife and I had a lovely nice night out without children. Actually, as things worked out, I wouldn't have made it if I had known you were definitely going to be there. Sorry 'bout that, but we did have a good time. Was a good time had by all, if I do say so myself. Nudge, nudge, say no more................

However, I digress.

Mark has indicated to me that he was totally entranced by you that night. I can be sympathetic, seeing your pictures and all, but he has said that you were the complete package--looks, personality, and dammit! You had 4 drinks and 4 cigars on an empty stomach. That's pretty darn tough. What a woman!!! Might you have a sister that I can set Marky up with?

Barring that, I can say that phallic shaped objects are really not a problem, seeing that I'm quite satisfied with my manhood, and comments like that don't bother me, as I am very hetero. No problems there. I do look forward to meeting you, though. I expect a big hug and kiss on the cheek. Since you're in San Diego, what about hosting a herf?

Stu

P.S. go ahead and post my mug. The girls will squeal with delight!

...teb ton ,taeb s'tahT

Well, there you go, brother Mark. Hope you like 'em.


And it ain't no pot pie. True. I'm sure you'll survive.





Beeeee-yatch.






Still looks gay to me.






You catcher, you.

Hahaha Marla you remember that kiss? I was a bit off guard which is probably a good thing. I was kicking myself the whole next day for not dipping you and making the best of it. But...oh well...it's just as well because then I had visions of repeatedly beating Michaels fist with my face!

Next herf is coming up i'm trying to make arrangements at a different venue. A little closer to you but not by much. Make sure you eat first though.

I'm thinking that May is a good time to go down your way though. If you like i can help talk to the guy at hemmingways to smooth things over about us bringing our own smokes. Usually if we are going to be drinking their beer and wine they don't mind. It's better than losing the business to a place that lets us bring our own cigars.