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Robby Offline
#1 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Well thankfully, I'm returning the VRs tomorrow. I was a little in the dog house... I got my box of HDNAs (just yesterday) and I had paied 30 bux out of my allowance from last week, and was going to pay 40 out of this week's (total 60 bux a week for "everything"...) so I swung a deal. Honey? Are you going to take the dog in to have him groomed? Why yes? Honey, how much is that? It's 25 dollars, why do you ask? (SLAM!) "the sound of the bathroom door slaming with me throwing LT into the tub!" Well alrighty then. I'd say that makes us square on the HDNAs!! (don't check my math please, she hasn't noticed...)
rck_1 Offline
#2 Posted:
Joined: 01-28-2003
Posts: 656
Robby,
LMAO!!! kids are wonderful, arent they?
Robby Offline
#3 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
indeed. mamma's catchin some shut eye. I'm on the couch w/junior. surfin the boardz. :-) I can shop, but only IF I save my allowance. I can't decide what I want next!! It will have to be a careful deliberate decision... Oh hell!! What's about to close!!?? Weeeee!!!!!!!
egruff Offline
#4 Posted:
Joined: 12-04-2002
Posts: 143
Gents,

Do you all feel your testicles slowly shrinking away?

Or perhaps your wife has them in a jar, like mine!
jd1 Offline
#5 Posted:
Joined: 02-14-2001
Posts: 3,118
nope, mine are up on the mantle...
Robby Offline
#6 Posted:
Joined: 10-30-2002
Posts: 5,067
Mine are pickled in a jar of brine and stored in the fridge for when she's fertile again... She's warned me, "no jerkin the gerkin!"
groucho Offline
#7 Posted:
Joined: 11-27-2001
Posts: 44
or "slam the ham"
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