Well, not quite that, X, although one has to admire the way your mind works! lmao
I dont drink the hard stuff all that often, but depending my mood, it might be neat, or on the rocks, or with a splash of branch water, or on occasion, by floating a splash on top of a diet Coke and sipping -not thru a straw- and replacing top layer as required. Frank mixed his with ice and water, at least after the docs told him to quit altogether.